has r/banter ever had to get a shower and cleaned your colon by inserting a bar of soap but the bar of soap gets stuck in your colon and you also have really bad stomach pains from the pickled cheese strings you had for supper so you have diarrhea but the bar of soap you have lodged in your butt blocks the diarrhea from spilling out and the warm diarrhea instead mixes with the soap and gets all sudsy making your bottom feel really ticklish and you realize you have to get the soap out or you could die so you lube up your fingers with body wash and fist your anus repeatedly moving your arm up and down up and down and firmly grab the soap and now your hand is covered in liquid shit and your diarrhea is all bubbly from the body wash and soap so the floor of the bathtub almost looks like a brown bubblebath and you realize it looks fun so you start playing around in the brown bubble bath and make a beard of diarrhea bubbles but it gets in your mouth and tastes good??