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>Today is March 15th
>Denzel Crocker Day
>All the kids run and hide as they know Crocker will be in a bad mood today
>However, this March 15th was diffrent
>This was the last March 15th
>Crocker jumps out of his Van, ready with his new trusty grading tool
>A Remington 870 Pump Action Shotgun
>he loads up what he calls "The F Cannon"
>each shell has the letter "F" crudely written on
>he's ready
>Crocker announces "Better give me your FAIRY ODD PARENTS! before I make you look like swiss cheese!"
>he walks down the hall, all the kids are running and trying to flee before Crocker fails them
>"F!" Crocker yells as he fire each shot
>The children are helpless to run from Crocker as he continues filling out report cards
>Timmy Turner was found later by the police to have failed all six subjects
>As Crocker finishes his rampage, he begins to break down and cry
>Realizing that he nothing more then lunitic in a dead end job
>Crocker realizes he's a failure
>Crocker take's the shot gun and slowly puts it in his mouth
>"One last grade to report" he says
>he pulls the trigger