so my brother recently bought a kekistan flag and my dad wanted to know what he had wasted his money on. I told him it was a flag. he asked a fag of what. I said a made up meme country. I then proceeded to give him a link to the religion of kek weebsite and he ended up understanding kek and everything about it perfectly, summarizing it better than me or any of you could, and even gave me NEW information about kek that he had researched.

So in Egyptian mythology and religion, most of their gods have a male and a female version (2 different bodies but have a similar name name). Turns out KEK is one of these. We have been praying all wrong.

The male version is called Kek and it is portrayed as a frog or as a man with a frog head. But the female version, which we forget, is called Kauket. She is portrayed as a snake or a women with the head of a snake.

This may be why Kek is not giving us all his power (see french Macaroni beating le penne), because we are forgetting his wife (yes they are married) and he feels disrespected. We must start praising Kek AS WELL AS Kauket with our digits.

THIS THREAD MUST BE BUMPED TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD.

kek haters stay out