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Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:34:39 No.4426943 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4427077 >>4427253 >>4427535 >>4427547 >>4427561 >>4427636 >>4427803 >>4428079

>I don't want to have premarital sex
>I don't drink
>I don't do drugs
>I don't smoke (weed tobacco or any other substance)
>I don't watch TV
>I don't have the latest and greatest iPhone and I am thinking about giving up my android for a satellite phone.
and these two get them the most
>no I can't go to (insert event that may or may not be moral degeneracy) here I have church on Sunday
>I collect firearms new and historical

pic related its normies faces when i say these things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rt0WOAOP Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:35:54 No.4427077 Report

Quoted By: >>4427529

>>4426943
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFvkxK/E Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:37:00 No.4427253 Report

Quoted By: >>4427257

>>4426943
who are you quoting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:37:13 No.4427257 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427253
myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:38:06 No.4427529 Report

Quoted By: >>4427542 >>4427694

>>4427077
there is already a thread there about it i don't want to shit up a board by having two identical threads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sY3h5/sa Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:38:13 No.4427532 Report

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>ive never been to school

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:kegpGCoo Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:38:35 No.4427535 Report

Quoted By: >>4427572

>>4426943
- nah, I don't watch football
- nah, I don't know that rapper
- nah, I don't think I'd like to get down with that chick

that's about it
if you're cool (which you're obviously not) then they really won't mind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rt0WOAOP Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:39:25 No.4427542 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427529
go back there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqsqlkcX Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:40:29 No.4427547 Report

Quoted By: >>4427578

>>4426943
I just live in a basement, play aminu gamez and wank over animu all day. XD I'M SO 1337

Grow the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oDIFumwq Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:41:13 No.4427561 Report

Quoted By: >>4427574

>>4426943
absolutely based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FYYdT/ND Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:42:35 No.4427572 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427535
>if you're cool (which you're obviously not) then they really won't mind
Based Asian man telling it like it is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FYYdT/ND Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:43:03 No.4427574 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427561
Unbased Asian man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:43:13 No.4427578 Report

Quoted By: >>4427636 >>4427939

>>4427547
I don't even watch anime it was created by the japanese after they lost world war 2 to brainwash Americans i hate anime and i hate the Japanese we should have wiped them off the face of the earth in world war 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E39PH0Zz Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:48:16 No.4427636 Report

Quoted By: >>4427644 >>4427662 >>4427749

>>4427578
>>4426943
I am sorry that I had to spoil your day but many normies fall a combination of the personal attributes you listed
T.pretentious faggot.
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E39PH0Zz Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:49:05 No.4427644 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427636
*fall into a combination of the attribute that you've listed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:51:12 No.4427662 Report

Quoted By: >>4427681

>>4427636
except the only rules on this board are don't spam porn so i can post whatever i want britbong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FYYdT/ND Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:53:07 No.4427681 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427662
Based Freedom Man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5nBrUP5A Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:53:58 No.4427694 Report

Quoted By: >>4427801 >>4427932

>>4427529
So you choose to shit up this board. Go post in that thread then dumb cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 17:58:08 No.4427749 Report

Quoted By: >>4427953

>>4427636
plus no normies hate church and go clubbing get wasted and smoke weed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:00:22 No.4427801 Report

Quoted By: >>4428607

>>4427694
i already did you wanna be Amsterdam cunt

Normie

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Normie ID:0gzK1gI5 Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:00:26 No.4427803 Report

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>>4426943
>I don't have the latest and greatest iPhone
>I have church on Sunday
>I collect firearms new and historical
Good shit anon. I don't know what Normies you hang around but this all sounds like the framework for a successful happy life.
You do you anon. Fuck what those normies say everyone is different.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:49alv+il Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:01:20 No.4427919 Report

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I don't need to pay for my mobile internet since 6 or 7 years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:02:05 No.4427932 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427694
oops sorry for cussing

少 !artSuKoShI

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少 !artSuKoShI ID:db5Izxqy Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:02:38 No.4427939 Report

Quoted By: >>4428043

>>4427578
You idiot, americans started "anime". Look at early anime, it's literally a copy of disney's style.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E39PH0Zz Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:03:34 No.4427953 Report

Quoted By: >>4428026

>>4427749
Plenty of normies attend regular church services so no, you're not special.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:08:38 No.4428026 Report

Quoted By: >>4428038

>>4427953
they may go to church but they all commit moral degeneracy after they leave service

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E39PH0Zz Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:09:58 No.4428038 Report

Quoted By: >>4428052

>>4428026
That's a stark generalisation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:10:20 No.4428043 Report

Quoted By: >>4428094 >>4428101

>>4427939
nono the japs copied western cartoons and than they harnessed its abilities and started using it as propaganda we didn't start anything, thats like saying a bird caused the pearl harbor attack because a human being saw a bird fly thousands of years earlier and wanted to do so himself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:10:58 No.4428052 Report

Quoted By: >>4428062

>>4428038
and saying normies go to church is also a stark generalisation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E39PH0Zz Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:12:16 No.4428062 Report

Quoted By: >>4428125

>>4428052
>implying heading to church is a niche ideal

Jellyfish

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Jellyfish ID:kegpGCoo Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:12:33 No.4428065 Report

Quoted By:

ok now I don't know whether OP's serious or is just trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U7gVVTO5 Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:13:46 No.4428079 Report

Quoted By:

>>4426943
>I don't want to have premarital sex
You do, but you think that wanting it after marriage is noble and entitles you to pussy. A lot of "nice guys" think this way. Either that or you're a devout church fundie, which given where you're posting, is prolly not true.
>I don't drink
>I don't do drugs
>I don't smoke (weed tobacco or any other substance)
Because you're a pussy.
>I don't watch TV
But you likely entertain yourself through the internet like most millennials.
>I don't have the latest and greatest iPhone and I am thinking about giving up my android for a satellite phone.
Most people don't buy everything Apple sells. A satellite phone is alright if you don't have to check emails on the go like most white collar workers nowadays. When is the last time you cared about anyone's phone, though? No one actually cares.
>no I can't go to (insert event that may or may not be moral degeneracy) here I have church on Sunday
Church is a normie thing imo. Being religious is a normie thing. Ironic you bring up degenacy here, though.
>I collect firearms new and historical
This is a hobby, and a pretty normie hobby at that. Most people have hobbies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:U7gVVTO5 Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:15:28 No.4428094 Report

Quoted By:

>>4428043
>harnessed its abilities

少 !artSuKoShI

少 !artSuKoShI ID:db5Izxqy Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:15:48 No.4428101 Report

Quoted By: >>4428162

>>4428043
>thats like saying a bird caused the pearl harbor attack because a human being saw a bird fly thousands of years earlier and wanted to do so himself
I didn't realise it was possible to be this retarded, but you have somehow beaten all odds and managed to disprove me. Congratulations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:17:49 No.4428125 Report

Quoted By: >>4428142

>>4428062
also only 37% of the population goes to church

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E39PH0Zz Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:19:58 No.4428142 Report

Quoted By:

>>4428125
That is a large amount of individuals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wfZptZQm Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:21:51 No.4428162 Report

Quoted By: >>4428177

>>4428101
thats not a real argument to call someone retarded thats just insulting someone

少 !artSuKoShI

少 !artSuKoShI ID:db5Izxqy Fri 16 Mar 2018 18:24:47 No.4428177 Report

Quoted By:

>>4428162
I am well aware. Try not posting retarded shit in the future please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5nBrUP5A Fri 16 Mar 2018 19:15:10 No.4428607 Report

Quoted By:

>>4427801
>wanna be Amsterdam
Apart from whether or not I'd like to live in Amsterdam or already do, how is this an insult?
>I already did
Good then fuck off

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