This is getting out of control and I think I need help. This just happened:
>be me
>sitting here logposting
>unemployed throat destoyed aka living the dream
>also watching some dumb tv show
>kind of zone out for a second thinking about nothing in particular
>in a really autisitc, screeching voice like kids make for fun in gradeschool I absentmindedly say "I believe in a steam cream log"
>immediately come to my senses and look to my left
>my wife is standing right there getting something out of the fridge
>she just stares at me for a second
>mfw
