has r/banter ever felt really really warm after wrangling the old trouser snake so you turn on the fan and realize the wind from the fan feels really good blowing into your mouth so you put your head next to the fan and open your mouth like "aaaah" and out of curiosity you stick your tongue through the railing and your tongue touches the fan and it really hurts and your tongue gets caught on the fan and the fan doesnt slow down so your tongue stretches out like gene simmons' tongue and gets tangled in the fan for many rotations and you realize your about to die so you turn off the fan and untangle your tongue but now your tongue is super stretched out (down to your belly button) but then you have an idea to make your penis larger and turn on the fan again, remove the protection and stick your willy inside and after excruciating pain and agony your dick now scrapes against the floor when ever you have to walk making it very raw and you get roadrash on your foreskin all the time??