>>4443596I now understand this post, let me ruin all humor with truth. So anon wanted to know who the first poster was because the locked modpost is currently no. 2 on board. which leads me to ask the same question who really is the first one and what kind of post did he make. was it a good post? was it a bad post? is there a such thing as a bad first post? did he say 'first"? or was there any cancer at all. the world may never know.