Answer these questions ***IMMEDIATELY***.
***THIS IS NOT A DRILL, NOR A MEME; PROTOCOL ZKLN WILL BE ENACTED IF INSTRUCTIONS ARE NOT FOLLOWED.***
***DO NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE BEFORE ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS.***
The following is an auroric metatoken-enforced soulspace enquiry.
Failure to answer in a truthful manner will result in damage including, but not limited to, ***COMPLETE SOULSHATTERING***.
***>BEGIN ENQUIRY***
1) Are you a turbonigger, hyperafrican, hyakanghen, or in any way, shape or form affiliated or related to any law enforcement or intelligence agency?
2) If you see a CIA nigger glowing in the dark, what do you do?
3) Describe a kayak in detail, and why you do not identify as one (sexually or otherwise).
4) Who do you swear your alligeance towards; Reichsführer Tsuki, Oberstgruppenführer Snoop, or Michael the Mulatto God?
5) Have you or are you willing to read the systemspace compendium (check #info for link)?
6) How old are you? Please answer truthfully, we won't think less of you because of it.
7) Are you a trap, tranny, or a dirty cummunist?
***>END ENQUIRY***
***LIMIT TIME FOR RESPONSE: 5 SIDEREAL MINUTES***
Signed,
Head newcomer prodder
3rd Risennic Einsatzgruppen
*OBERSTURMBANNFÜHRER WEST "WALLY" WALL*
[Cryptographic signatures available upon request; public key at REDACTED]
