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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:17:34 No.4453410 View View Reply Original Report

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What would you do if this thing flew next to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:22:26 No.4453411 Report

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>>4453410
"filthy goyim"

Anonymouϟ

Anonymouϟ Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:26:12 No.4453412 Report

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>>4453410
Fill with gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:29:37 No.4453413 Report

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Thank him for keeping his disease to himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:32:08 No.4453414 Report

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>>4453410
Fuck are you kidding near? I wish everyone on the plane did this!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:33:13 No.4453415 Report

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It’s a shame you guys don’t appreciate the cocoon of safety putting a plastic bag over your head provides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:34:10 No.4453416 Report

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>>4453410
Poke a hole an act offended that when he thinks it's my fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:34:56 No.4453417 Report

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taking minding your own business to the next level. i like it. is that guy a jew? they're always ahead of the curve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:36:07 No.4453418 Report

Quoted By: >>4453421 >>4453426 >>4453450

>>4453410
For what reason?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:36:16 No.4453419 Report

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Offer him some beans so he can gas himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:37:15 No.4453420 Report

Quoted By: >>4453423

He's the idiot, not me. i don't care what he believes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:38:27 No.4453421 Report

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>>4453418

He's an orthodox Jew and is not allowed to travel outside his home on Saturday bcz religion.
So he takes a plastic bag, puts some home items in it, and declares it his home.
This way he can circumvent his stupid religion while remaining okay with it.

>The essence of Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:38:31 No.4453422 Report

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>both him and guy next to him are literally Jews
look at the (((((((((kippahs)))))))))

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:39:12 No.4453423 Report

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>>4453420
This except sometimes they do try to order the flight attendants to move people around for them. It would be fun to laugh at as long as they don't disrupt the flight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:39:39 No.4453424 Report

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>>4453419

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:40:06 No.4453425 Report

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>>4453421
Is that really why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:41:06 No.4453426 Report

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>>4453418
He's outjewing God.
At least that's what he thinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:42:01 No.4453427 Report

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>>4453410
take the trash out?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:42:12 No.4453428 Report

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>>4453410
They are doing it to themselves now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:43:40 No.4453429 Report

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>>4453421
Holy shit, looks like FSM's pasta strainer headgear is based on true stories :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:44:27 No.4453430 Report

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>>4453425

Whether it applies to this case, I don't know, but Jews do have a thing like that, yes.
And a bunch of other religious rules they regularly circumvent in silly ways, for example typing g-d instead of god because they're not allowed to use god's name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:45:42 No.4453431 Report

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>>4453428
Classic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:46:37 No.4453432 Report

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>>4453425
>>4453430
I think part of it is about inhabiting the same area as women they don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:47:02 No.4453433 Report

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>>4453419
Underrated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:47:41 No.4453434 Report

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>>4453430
I live near one of these. I was so confused about why there were always streams of jews pushing strollers down certain roads on the sabbath until I asked one of them about it.

Turns out they invented a magic loophole so they don't have to play by their own rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:50:20 No.4453435 Report

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>>4453410
Jump!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:50:23 No.4453436 Report

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>>4453430
Just think if they used that alleged high IQ for some productive purpose instead of inventing elaborate rules just so they could invent even more elaborate loopholes. Oy vey, literally Hitler, what am I saying!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:51:04 No.4453437 Report

Quoted By: >>4453441

>>4453410
If he was sick I would thank him for protecting me from his germs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:52:31 No.4453438 Report

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>>4453430
or cutting off a bit of your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:52:37 No.4453439 Report

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>>4453421
Too bad their religion doesn't include someone who already died for their sins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:55:12 No.4453440 Report

Quoted By: >>4453443

>>4453436

Those elaborate rules are part of creating a sense of togetherness and ethnic cohesion which they then leverage to control the world.

>not that stupid after all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:55:14 No.4453441 Report

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>>4453437
>orthodox jew
>thinking of others
funniest post ever on this site

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:57:03 No.4453442 Report

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>>4453425
Not allowed to fly over cemeteries the plastic bag protects him from flying over cemeteries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:57:31 No.4453443 Report

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>>4453440
It's funny to watch how hard they virtue signal about following the rules in public and then how they conspire together in secret when they think they feel safe admitting that they don't even try to play by the rules.

It's one of those strange insights you get from living among them. They're compulsive, neurotic cheaters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:57:45 No.4453444 Report

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>>4453410
Does it need to breath?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:58:35 No.4453445 Report

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>>4453410
God size condoms but you’re still fucked if I stick I pin in it. I’m your God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 14:59:05 No.4453446 Report

Quoted By: >>4453548

>>4453421
Jews will even Jew their own god. Repulsive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:00:59 No.4453447 Report

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>>4453434
>Turns out they invented a magic loophole so they don't have to play by their own rules.
Yes. Jews are so jewy they even outjewed God. These kikes argue that if they simply claim entire city blocks as "theirs" they're never leaving "their" property.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

Then there is this gem of jewry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:01:42 No.4453448 Report

Quoted By: >>4453451

>>4453447
not all jews are like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:01:51 No.4453449 Report

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>>4453421
They should make them do this everyday everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:01:52 No.4453450 Report

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>>4453418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLoBPAr0oTc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:02:35 No.4453451 Report

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>>4453448
>#NotAllJews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mLvTuKLI Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:05:13 No.4453510 Report

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>jews jewing god is not /pol/ related

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qhgBi5K2 Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:08:47 No.4453544 Report

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>>4453447
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m+014dmx Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:09:02 No.4453548 Report

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>>4453421
>>The essence of Jew

My mom used to work for a Jewish owned company, and the head-Jews would turn on the oven (ehehe) on thursday night to leave it on for the whole weekend. Why? You're not allowed to 'make fire' during Sabbath, so you make it BEFORE the Sabbath, and enjoy said 'fire' all Sabbath long..

I think it has it's charm.

>>4453446
I like it. Gives their god a sense of humanity.. I find what Americans did to Jesus far more abhorrent to be honest. At least Christians in the Old Country have the decensy to more or less stick to the text.. Yanks on the other hand took a man, pretend he's god and then worship this false idol to SOMEHOW further the glory of their actual god.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qhgBi5K2 Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:11:31 No.4453568 Report

Quoted By: >>4453572

>>4453447
I Mr Jew Rabbi Man declare Jewish Light Switch 100% Kosher and in no way tricking God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qhgBi5K2 Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:11:46 No.4453572 Report

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>>4453568
*G-d

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JC28qbtD Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:13:28 No.4453586 Report

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>>4453447
this is the single most jewish video I have ever seen

incredible

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gRLrjeKz Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:21:22 No.4453632 Report

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b-but jesus where are not "selling" things in the temple we are merely exchanging money for pray token then exchanging those tokens for good that can then be exchanged back in to currency.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SL/J/M6q Sun 18 Mar 2018 15:27:50 No.4453670 Report

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>this thread was moved to /bant/

Lol!!!!

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