has r/banter really had to poop really bad but your in your car on the way to the store so you park the car looking for somewhere to poop so you open up the gas hatch on the side of your car and press your bum to it to take a shit but your anus is prolapsed and its -30C outside so your anus sticks to the metal like a tongue and the worst part is your prolapsed anus also has fissures and it gets really cold and your stuck for hours and get frostbite on your exposed anus and it starts to turn from red to black so you get your act together and realize you have to get into the car so you pull yourself with all of your might and your alright prolapsed anus expands as more of your colon is pulled out of you as you walk towards the driver door and get in and your bleeding heavily as your intestine system is exposed too and you have to drive so you drive with the door open so you dont slam and severe your anus bits and your crying but suddenly your intestine gets caught in the back wheel while you're doing 40 kilos per hour and your insides are immediately ripped out of you and you piss yourself from the pleasure as you're yanked from your car seat and get wrapped around the wheel but you're thankfully still alive because you're posting this thread ??