>>4456525Why must you treat me thusly, burger? Throughout the seventeen years we were engaged, I trusted you to spare me further suffering more than any other human being. You threw yourself to the floor and solemnly swore to always uphold your vows of protection.
Not once did you fail in your duty, until perhaps now? Do not do this to me, my heart was yours and you devoured it, as you so often devour overly large meals.
Bless you.
