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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der Führer, hand over your papers! Roll: 1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly. 2 - Innocent German civilian, released. 3 - Criminal, arrested on sight. 4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces. 5 - Gestapo, released. 6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released. 7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation. 8 - German Soldier on leave, released. 9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight. 0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released. Special Gets: Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released. Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out. 00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released. 88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland! 1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety. x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland! x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
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Move bitch! get out the way!
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>>445800 send me to the gas chambers
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>>445800 Oy vey! Let me in brothers, I am definitely one of yous.
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>>445800 reroll for jewish resistance
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>>445873 You fought well Euro, but you failed. Shame!
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>>445800 reroll to break out of autism asylum disguised as Doktor Mangele
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>>445961 now that I have escaped roll for SS autists division
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>>445990 >0 >back to the autists asylum why does this always happen
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>>446002 you got dubs in the OP, you're actually a pupper not insane
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>>446012 thx
t. didn't read his own copypasta
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>>445800 that's a nice pic btw
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>>445800 Step aside Talking dog
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>>446092 Off to the gas chambers schlomo
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Rolling for the glory of the third reich
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How's it going comrades?
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Ok gonna try again in my reincarnated life
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>>445862 >2 - Innocent German civilian, released. Anonymous
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>>445800 roll for the fuhrer
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>>445800 Oh nein, nicht schon wieder...
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>>445800 Rollypolly, I am not a juden
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>>449817 Meine Papiere waren die ganze Zeit in der anderen Hosentase nah sowas aber auch
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>>445800 re-rollypolly
definitely not a jew
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>>445800 Fuck I keep losing my papers sorry fellas let me sort myself out
not a jew
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>>445800 wiggity-riggity-justin rolland
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>>445800 Outta my way official Nazi business.
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>>445800 just end me please
i dont want to live anymore
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>>450033 Rolling for release
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>>450047 re-roll, I know my papers are somewhere
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>>449907 well I got odd dubs and they're 9 so apparently I'm a homosexual allied spy or something.
Time to go guys
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Päivää, my brothers-in-arms. How's the eastern front going?
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>>449803 But you are a criminal
>Deutschland! Anonymous
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>>450181 hey hey now, what's the issue kamerader?
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>>445800 Herrenmensch is reporting in.
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>>450259 That's pretty gay
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>>450317 Did an Emu eat your papers ?
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>>445800 I am no nasty Anglo! I am Padraig from Kilkenny, I've come to aid the Reich! Where are the most ARYANS?
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>>445800 Yes, yes heil heil and all that.
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>>445800 Rolling for Eva Braun
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>>445800 Here's to re-rolling.
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Oy vey let me past goy- I mean Heil Hitler
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>>445800 The holocaust didn't happen.
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Rolling for SS gas worker
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>>453673 you bout to find out boy
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>>453797 I didn't do nothin
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I want Kanna sama to suck my Nazi dong
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>>445800 I will roll for the fürher
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>>445800 fuggg, I forgot my paper at home :DDDD
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>>454347 >>454317 Sheiiiiit, by home I meant my parents home :DDDD
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>>454360 Ahah ... I was pretty sure my parent home was here ... eheh ... what do you mean you're questionning my mental health?
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>>454384 This time I'm sure, where my paper are!
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>>454406 finally ;_; what a journey full of tension
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>>454417 Here are my Papers.
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>>454457 here's my trve identity
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>>454487 damn. i won't persist my masquerade any longer, THIS is my trve identity
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The paperwork is in order...
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Oh shit. Here are my papers officer Hans. I'm sure you'll find that everything is in order.
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I'm not a filthy Jew.
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Heil Hitler! Ich bin ein Soldat.
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