has r/banter ever went walking the dog and its really cold but you have to take a piss so you pull down your trousers and prepare to make some yellow snow but as the pee is trickling from your peepee it immediately freezes and you have a big solid arch of frozen penis juice stuck to your penis and it starts to freeze even more inside your urethra and because ice expands your dick widens and starts to tear open but also your pee starts freezing all the way to your bladder and your like "wow this pain is actually arousing" and you go to masturbate but your peepee exploded from being torn open by expanding ice which sucks so the closest thing you can get to pleasure is fingering your butt so you try to do that but you forgot your butt is covered in diarrhea from earlier and it froze so its like a solid blob of poop preventing your finger from entering your hole so youre really upset ??