well no because
*brings the log closer*
every 10 years your throat actually completely clogs.
I was reading this article about how Andy Sixx can actually advance this process into only taking sixx years because your esophagus - Andy could you get that loaf out?
Yea but it's because your esophagus can actually clog your throat faster... here we go
*looks over at the warm coil*
look at that...
yea that log must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things clog your fucking throat