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>be me, 22 Asian/White
>at tablecloth dinner with some friends, talking about how college is over
>they talk about this 9/10 Jewish girl I used to like freshman year
>she, of course, never gave a shit and went on to become a roastie
>talking about how she's a 7 now or even a 6
>drink a little too much, they tell me she talks shit about me
>"Oh, I don't care what that hook-nosed whore thinks of me."
>shocked laughter
>keep going, gets progressively horrible
>some woman looks at out table from across the bar
>oh fuck it's her, she's staring at me like I'm some kind of freak
>fuck it, own it, point her out
>"There she is! Look, she's quick to it. I was talking about dicks and she sprinted over here, I didn't even mention money yet!"
>why the fuck did you say that you retard?
>table is fucking roaring, she just stares at me, the few people left in the restaurant are staring
>"But, hey! She must be doing well for herself. I mean, she isn't working the cock carousel at 12 anymore!"
>I want to fucking die
>comedic timing was fucking golden, guy next to me chokes on his drink and spits everywhere
>she comes right up to me and splashes me with wine, calls me a jerk
>just laugh, tell her I'd spit on her if she didn't get off to it
>throw her a quarter as she leaves, she just keeps walking
>"Come on! I thought you wanted money to get rough!"
>table is screaming laughing, one guy actually falls on the ground
>guys tell me I'm a fucking legend
>go home
>pull out my glock
>go to the mirror and point it at myself
>stay like that for ten or twelve minutes
>drop it, too much of a pussy, sleep on floor
>mfw
I don't feel fucking alpha. I feel like a fucking asshole. Post stories of when your autism went into autopilot.
>at tablecloth dinner with some friends, talking about how college is over
>they talk about this 9/10 Jewish girl I used to like freshman year
>she, of course, never gave a shit and went on to become a roastie
>talking about how she's a 7 now or even a 6
>drink a little too much, they tell me she talks shit about me
>"Oh, I don't care what that hook-nosed whore thinks of me."
>shocked laughter
>keep going, gets progressively horrible
>some woman looks at out table from across the bar
>oh fuck it's her, she's staring at me like I'm some kind of freak
>fuck it, own it, point her out
>"There she is! Look, she's quick to it. I was talking about dicks and she sprinted over here, I didn't even mention money yet!"
>why the fuck did you say that you retard?
>table is fucking roaring, she just stares at me, the few people left in the restaurant are staring
>"But, hey! She must be doing well for herself. I mean, she isn't working the cock carousel at 12 anymore!"
>I want to fucking die
>comedic timing was fucking golden, guy next to me chokes on his drink and spits everywhere
>she comes right up to me and splashes me with wine, calls me a jerk
>just laugh, tell her I'd spit on her if she didn't get off to it
>throw her a quarter as she leaves, she just keeps walking
>"Come on! I thought you wanted money to get rough!"
>table is screaming laughing, one guy actually falls on the ground
>guys tell me I'm a fucking legend
>go home
>pull out my glock
>go to the mirror and point it at myself
>stay like that for ten or twelve minutes
>drop it, too much of a pussy, sleep on floor
>mfw
I don't feel fucking alpha. I feel like a fucking asshole. Post stories of when your autism went into autopilot.
