>be me, 18
>into public shit
>decide to go to park late at night
>scouted it out, perfect night
>decide to beat off in the womens restroom
>strip nude and start jacking off
>super horny walk outside
>jerk off behind the bathroom building
>walk back in
>as i finish putting my clothes back on, besides, my shoes I hear footsteps
>fuck fuck fuck
>start walking out expecting a lady or something, no biggie
>its a fucking cop
>are you a dude?
>why were you in the womens bathroom?
>step over here
>have shoes in my hands
>...i-i was changing my clothes..
>okay op
>goes into the bathroom to check it out
>i hurry the fuck back into my car because there was no reason why he would believe me and I had no change of clothes
>he let me go because he wanted to
>no idea if he saw me jerking off, probably not
>never going to jerk off in public ever again because god saved me this night

Jesus christ, I'm so lucky I'm white and also that I finished when I did because there was maybe a couple seconds between when I got dressed and when he showed up. I was so close to getting caught ass naked pulling off by a police officer. If I don't tell anybody about this its going to fucking kill me from the inside.