>>4478281im willing to bet the overwhelming majority of men using that bottle opener do so in the office (like OP pic) or at home with already clean hands.
It sounds fairly reasonable and applicable in the sitiations you describe but the likelihood of that is much lesser than being used by weak faggots having issues opening a bottle that was already designed by another human to not be exceedingly difficult to open.
also calling people who disagree with your nitpicking /pol/dittors does not make you more right or wrong, just provocative.