has r/banter ever had leftover tuna casserole all alone in your apartment because your family doesnt invite you to family get-togethers anymore because your that weird guy but while your eating you accidentally let go of your fork and it gets lodged in your throat and you cant breath so you get up and start squeezing your neck in vain to try and breath again and this asphyxiation starts making you dick really hard and as your strugglin to breath your human desires take over and you unbutton your pants and start jerking it and you lose consciousness from lack of air and fall down and hit your neck on a sharp table corner and now your headless but thats okay because at least im still alive to post this thread