So imagine that you're given a handjob in total darkness and you have no idea weather it's a female or a male, and you cum. Is it gay if you don't know what gender it is?
Then, if you turned on the lights there would be a 50% percent chance of being gay
So if you switched on the lights and it's a guy, would that make you gay?
And if you switched on the lights and it's a girl wouldn't it make you gay?
The funny thing is you only have a chance at being gay after you switch on the lights, right?
Would you get a Shrödingers handjob a,d would you feel gay?
Or is it straight as long as you think of it a girl? (Because there's a 50% chance it is)