I'm literally crying right now I'm so ashamed of the white race and our crimes against the Mighty, Proud Black Race. I give 60% of my weekly walmart paycheck to my Black neighbor, Mike. I also wash his car every week, clean his house, pay his electric bill, post his bail when necessary, and force my wife to fuck him at gunpoint. I volunteer at the county jail so I can suck off as many Black Men as possible and vomit their cum into my wife's pussy to make more Powerful African American Babies and destroy the white race. When Trayvon Martin was killed I glued a printed photo of him to my face and shot myself in the chest with a 9mm pistol. I place ads on craigslist every week inviting Members of the Superior Black Race to come to my house and kick my ass, steal my tv and money and fuck me up the asshole, and they do so every single day.
But it's not enough. How do I better serve the Mighty Black Kings we owe so much to?