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A man walks into a bar with a crocodile. The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, but we do not allow animals like that in here!" The man turns to the bartender and says, "Don't worry he doesn't bite! Here, I'll show you!" The man gets the crocodile to open his mouth, then proceeds to unzip his pants, and slide his dick into the crocodiles mouth.
After 20 minutes of keeping his shlong in the crocodiles mouth, he takes it out, zips his pants back up and says, "Ta-da! Anyone else wanna try?"
A man from across the bar yells, "Yea sure I'll try it! But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long..."
