>>4501143Step 1. Go to the "erotic novel" section of a used bookstore (I'm assuming you are poor like me and will only spend dollars with no decimals after them). Buy one for $2 or whatever.
Step 2. Find a person (man or woman, I'm not prejudice) who will sext with you.
Step 3. Just type out parts of the book you bought. Chicks buy those shitty books by the bundle. There are so many of them that she/he will think you made that shit up
Step 4. ??????
Step 5. Profit
