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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age. Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us. For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer. Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :) He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roomate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>450693 >I love being a woman You know the rules whore.
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>>450702 It's just some simple bait, anon...
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>>450693 >somewhere in the world this is true I want the world to burn
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>>450693 Im glad im not american.
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>>451025 Women who cheat get beat here, Make sure there are no witnesses and you dont mess up your hands, their word against yours, you just spend the night in a cell on their accusation because they have a vagina and you dont.
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>>450693 what does bbc taste like?
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I love being a leaf. Especially in this day and age. Finally, with the protection of the United States of America, we can assume our role as the dominate former british colony. We can underfund the shit out of our military, continue using garbage CF-18s, even not meet our NATO commitments and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly NATO will never have a chance to even punish us. Barack Obama filed for the cancellation of the Keystone XL Pipeline a little over a year ago when he discovered I was triggering liberals. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me polluting groundwater, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to invest in my rich old sands. I continued to mine my black tar sands for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my indigenous population was home. He had to listen to us drilling and me getting enriched by a superior black tar sand while he purchased overpriced saudi oil. He eventually lost to donald trump, giving me just the leeway I needed to approve the Keystone XL Pipeline instantly. Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the american dairy and lumber market share, contracts to use steel for the pipeline he doesn't even realize aren't fully American, 15% foreign buyers taxes on property and basically suffered no terrorist attacks for accepting high economic value migrants. All this for being willing and able to shovel snow once in a while. :) He whined like a little girl on twitter, claiming he had to save american dairy farmers now, because he can't afford to fund milk marketing boards. So pathetic.
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>>450693 I would love being a woman too. A free ride through life would be nice to have.
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>>451761 Ok this is gold
GJ leaf
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>>451770 Kek, no gender is a free ride, and at the same time both can be, Does being a slave to your biology mean a free ride? Addicted to men who beat the shit out of you? periods? pregnancy? cant go out at night alone for fear of rape? Its not a free ride anymore than being a man is, Higher classes have advantages in life, not genders.
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>>452340 There's no thing as gender, only sex.
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>>452340 Outside of the shitpost it absolutely is a free ride and if you're lucky enough to have a mental disorder to be more autonomous and have a grasp of reality such as sociopathy or something that makes your brain more male you now have the intelligence, autonomy of a male so you can now enjoy the fine things in life such as video games and ironic memes, and patrician music aswell as being able to get free shit, and never have to work.
Obviously not all women have a mental disorder to make them have a brain more akin to how a male works let alone a high IQ but still. Never know.
Btw here's me and my boyfriend playing games :3
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>>452423 Ill concede that in some aspects women have an advantage over men in America. Everything else you wrote is just retarded baseless assumptions.
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>>452464 Nah its not cuck boy its how reality works.
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>>450693 waiter, this pasta is stale
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>>452504 Listen little girl, Shut the fuck up when men are speaking, Your dumb little woman brain cant even begin to understand reality, you think you have an easy ride because you somehow believe you lucked out and have a self-diagnosed mental disorder that lets you enjoy male hobbies while being female.
Dont tell me how reality works you stupid bitch, The class system is the real enemy but you wouldnt know because the media uses shit like 'race' and 'gender' to keep the focus away from the disparity between classes.
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>>452792 >The Class system Nice meme /leftypol/ the only dangerous "class" divisions are the (((You know who))) even above the 1% then again I wouldn't really consider them a class they're more like a nefarious joint entity.
The gender issues are what is causing every issue in society because of a lack of classical cultural norms which is really disparaging most men because when most women are left to their own devices...well look around you.
Anyways i'll be enjoying my broken sexual market fammo while you enjoy your babby chavette market :^)
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>>453042 WTF?
Is that... legal?
I thought potatos have the mentality of children aka can't give consent
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>>453347 Most women have the mentality of children and they can give consent.
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Stale Copypasta... fuck!
>>452340 >>452423 >>452792 >>453042 Stop responding to this copypasta... this kills the /bant/!!
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>>453042 Photo of very first kiss
Guy probably fucked the shit out of her hundreds of times now
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>>453042 >when youre too potato to understand someones only with you because of a fetish Anonymous
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>>450693 >my black lover This is bait
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>>452340 That fear of getting raped is an unsubstantiated fear as statistics state that men are 60% more likely to be assaulted (this includes rape) than women in any situation. Having a man with you when you walk home actually increases your chance of getting raped
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>>452423 Sociopathy isn't a real mental disorder according to the DMC
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>>453630 Fuck now I gotta look up what it stands for or if I'm using the right acronym
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>>452423 "ahyee all girls are stupid but I am girl and I'm SPESHAL because I have a disorder which doesn't actually make me disabled at all like real sociopathy does so I am not stupid at all but still adding into your confirmation bias but I also act and talk like a stupid AW bitch expecting a reaction from you look at me bois :33333"
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>>453042 I disagree I've had a girl break up with me because I came from poverty and she came from upper middle class and I clashed with everyone in her standard social life, classism is real
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>>453801 That's not a class thing that's a shallow thing. Its more common in coastal areas of America.
Anyways if you're worried about that kinda thing anyways there's plenty of poor good looking girls prob poorer than you aswell. Hell just go on some free dating website/app that allows you to search by country and find some like Taiwanese or Vietnamese girlfriend and you'll appeal to her biological drive for resources since you're "le epic American boi" but she'll still genuinely love you and want your dick. Really simple.
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>>450693 I bet you are that British bitch from Pitchfork working on an article for the fucking Guardian