has r/banter even been riding on a bike down a road but your wheel hits a rather chunky pebble and you start to lose control and you fall mouth first into a curb so 8 of your front teeth are snapped out and your gums are bent backwards and your mouth is filled with blood but a doujin fell out of your backpack and you were really horny so you decided to start masturbating and you shoved the 8 teeth you lost down your urethra and it hurts but feels rather different and nice but the sharp bits of your teeth start cutting up your urethra and bleeds but your urethra is blocked by the teeth so blood starts to fill your urethra and back up into your prostate but then you cum so you get spunk blood and semen backing up and then there is enough fluid for it to back up into your balls and your balls start to fill up with blood and spunk and expanding very painfully until they burst and they fill your scrotum with blood and spunk and by that point the pain starts to give you shock and you begin to have a stroke and you accidentaly hit your bulging scrotum with your fist in your stroke and then it bursts spraying out blood and semen with high pressure like when you cut an artery all over the street and you then die on the curb