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tard story thread boys
>Be me
>earlier today
>be at micro center
>old desktop wont boot up and im not an expert on hardware
>wait in line with my big box
>tard and presumed old father come in
>hesbehindmeisnthe.pdf
>tard is about 5'4, patchy beard, bald with walmart employee hat that says "Stepheniel" on his name tag
>even his name is retarded
>he looks like hes about 28
>up until this point stepheniel has been narrating everything thats happening
>he not super tard but you can hear the "uurrgguh" in his voice
>talking abouut macs with dad when he just yells "BUT IT WAS A 6 WASNT IT?"
>wtf
>turn back around to get back on phone
>he fuucking yells it again
>pleasenomore.win
>keeps fucking yelling it
>his dad is noticeably exhausted and is getting irritated
>tard stepheniel wont shut up
>dad flips out and smashes macbook
>rekt
>dad leaves computer and drags son out of store yelling shit like
>"why cant you be fucking normal"
>no tendies for him tonight
>i hope he reads this
>Be me
>earlier today
>be at micro center
>old desktop wont boot up and im not an expert on hardware
>wait in line with my big box
>tard and presumed old father come in
>hesbehindmeisnthe.pdf
>tard is about 5'4, patchy beard, bald with walmart employee hat that says "Stepheniel" on his name tag
>even his name is retarded
>he looks like hes about 28
>up until this point stepheniel has been narrating everything thats happening
>he not super tard but you can hear the "uurrgguh" in his voice
>talking abouut macs with dad when he just yells "BUT IT WAS A 6 WASNT IT?"
>wtf
>turn back around to get back on phone
>he fuucking yells it again
>pleasenomore.win
>keeps fucking yelling it
>his dad is noticeably exhausted and is getting irritated
>tard stepheniel wont shut up
>dad flips out and smashes macbook
>rekt
>dad leaves computer and drags son out of store yelling shit like
>"why cant you be fucking normal"
>no tendies for him tonight
>i hope he reads this
