WOULD YOU RATHER
A. indestructible bag of potato chips that is always magically full and resealable. can change the flavor and texture by writing details on the bag. writing disappears after flavor change.
B. indestructible clay pot that creates and cooks three large, high quality cuts of meat a day. meat is from which ever animal you want and cooked to your liking. if pot is filled with water it will prepare fish and vegetables instead.
C. large, indestructible, 5 gallon/19 litre jug of water which refills itself after reaching the half way point. has buttons on the side which can turn the water into any type of food-grade liquid until it becomes half empty, at which point it reverts back to water. kind of difficult to pour accurately. liquid which leaves the bottle dissipates if not drunk within a few hours.