has r/banter ever went icefishing but its really boring so after you finish hooking up the master bait you take your willy out and masturbate and the warm friction feels really good in the weather so your in ecstacy and dont pay attention and a big fish grabs your line and grabs you by surprise so you fall in the water and its freezing and get trapped under ice and your willy is still out and some fish attracted to cum comes to investigate the smell and now your getting a fish blowjob and the flish doesnt know how to give a blowjob so its sharp teeth are scratching your shaft and your like holy poop it hurts and this feeling of drowning, freezing and being sucked off at the same time is amazing but now a shark smells the blood from your peepee and comes to investigate and the sharks horny so now your being raped in the ass by a shark and sucked off by a fish and the only thing that would make it worse is if an octopus came and speak of the devil an octopus did came and now its inserting its tentacles into my nipples and it really hurts and it goes on for a good 10 minutes before they get bored and the fish chomps off my willy and you scream and the octopus tears off my arms and starts thrusting its tentacles in and out of my shoulder stubs and the shark starts to tear my lower body apart with its shark willy and it hurts and you die but you're alright and everything is fine because im posting this right now ??