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Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:34:51 No.4520916 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4520922 >>4520965 >>4520999

Are these niggers fucking serious?!
Imagine I was in the room with a gunman and he would allow me to use my phone, let alone, let me order a FUCKING pizza.

This is trolling at its finest. Fuck twitter for this gay ass shit man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jpH5jWz Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:36:26 No.4520920 Report

Quoted By: >>4520931 >>4520942

OMG IF YOU PUT YOUR PIN IN BACKWARDS IT CALLS THE COPS, LOCKS YOUR CARD, LOWERS YOUR APR, INCREASES YOUR CREDIT SCORE, AND GRANTS YOU ONE BITCOIN.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VozLwbS3 Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:36:41 No.4520921 Report

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This is feasible in situations like domestic violence or things like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:36:46 No.4520922 Report

Quoted By: >>4520932

>>4520916
what if it's a non-humanoid anomalous entity?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:38:03 No.4520931 Report

Quoted By: >>4520938

>>4520920
who the fuck wants 1 bitcoin?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:38:02 No.4520932 Report

Quoted By: >>4520944 >>4521004

>>4520922
If an alien comes and holds me hostage then why the fuck am I calling the police.
What can the police do against an alien

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jpH5jWz Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:38:38 No.4520938 Report

Quoted By:

>>4520931
>who wants 8k USD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:38:59 No.4520942 Report

Quoted By: >>4520950

>>4520920
I've got an android and I use a pattern.
Wut do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:39:16 No.4520944 Report

Quoted By: >>4520954

>>4520932
then call the men in nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAePIyC4kQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jpH5jWz Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:40:05 No.4520950 Report

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>>4520942
Do it backwards. Can't you read?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:40:19 No.4520954 Report

Quoted By: >>4520987

>>4520944
I live in a rural area of HK and am 7 hours away from any major cities.
What do I do

normalfag

normalfag ID:n7zU7oH9 Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:43:17 No.4520965 Report

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>>4520916
this happened to me. but instead of pizza the guy called a pediatrician. gunman froze up and left. children do make you live longer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:47:42 No.4520987 Report

Quoted By: >>4520993

>>4520954
do you have a car?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:48:45 No.4520993 Report

Quoted By: >>4521048

>>4520987
I've got 3 goats and a donkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tSe77FI4 Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:49:46 No.4520999 Report

Quoted By: >>4521007

>>4520916
If it's an abusive husband then it could be a good idea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tme1F8Ss Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:51:04 No.4521004 Report

Quoted By:

>>4520932
fuckin beat it up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:51:22 No.4521007 Report

Quoted By: >>4521011 >>4521101

>>4520999
Yeah it worked in that girls case but seriously if my girlfriend was beating me up, do you think I could get her to stop by saying "babe let me order pizza"

Also.
>>4520000

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 03:52:25 No.4521011 Report

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>>4521007
Opps
>>4521000

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 04:01:11 No.4521048 Report

Quoted By: >>4521059

>>4520993
then disguise as a car, aliens will be confused because sensors didn't detect one, they'll get spooked and leave

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 04:04:14 No.4521059 Report

Quoted By: >>4521065 >>4521072

>>4521048
That could work, what happens if they see the car and think "Woah isn't that a vehicle that these humans drive! Let's see if I can drive one"

I can't make the vroom vroom sound it's too humiliating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 04:05:31 No.4521065 Report

Quoted By: >>4521075

>>4521059
then unzip dick and probe dat alien pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zl7bD7qM Sat 24 Mar 2018 04:06:22 No.4521072 Report

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>>4521059
or... make train noises and write "hybrid kar"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a7tIW5cx Sat 24 Mar 2018 04:07:06 No.4521075 Report

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>>4521065
I like the sound of that.
Maybe I can even do some guardian of the galaxy shit and impregnate one of the bitches.
My son will be half human half alien

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+mWODtb4 Sat 24 Mar 2018 04:11:32 No.4521101 Report

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>>4521007
If you are male and being physically assaulted by a female, your only hope if to get the fuck out of there because anyone who comes to "help" is going to take her side and assume she's the victim even if you didn't lay a hand on her.

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