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Anonymous ID:Mx5bs+BQ Sun 14 May 2017 13:56:18 No.452106 View View Reply Original Report

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My gf "babe i'm distressed i just had a thought and i just dunno man

if a dude had erectile dysfunction but also telekinesis could he make his weenie hard by using the telekinesis"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wS1W6AjN Sun 14 May 2017 13:57:15 No.452122 Report

Quoted By: >>452169 >>452180

Yes

but if a guy is just telepathic he's fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HARoEhc/ Sun 14 May 2017 13:58:28 No.452143 Report

Quoted By: >>452169

Yes but he'd get heart attack.

t. Urologist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx5bs+BQ Sun 14 May 2017 14:00:11 No.452169 Report

Quoted By: >>452224 >>452256

>>452122
>>452143
Okay but could he use his dick as a tail?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qFSodVNO Sun 14 May 2017 14:01:01 No.452180 Report

Quoted By: >>452196 >>452197

>>452122
but if he's telepathic he could communicate mentally with his penis and be like "hey buddy, what's got you down?" to cheer it up and make it erect again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx5bs+BQ Sun 14 May 2017 14:02:01 No.452196 Report

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>>452180
That's the best thing I ve ever heard
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wS1W6AjN Sun 14 May 2017 14:02:02 No.452197 Report

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>>452180
Honestly, I wish that's how it worked. It's more complicated than you could ever imagine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wS1W6AjN Sun 14 May 2017 14:03:09 No.452224 Report

Quoted By: >>452255

>>452169
Tails in the front, let your feet stomp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx5bs+BQ Sun 14 May 2017 14:04:48 No.452255 Report

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>>452224
That'd be the life
Swinging from tree to tree

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HARoEhc/ Sun 14 May 2017 14:04:48 No.452256 Report

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>>452169
No, you have bones in your balls, that's when you get BONER They get lager because the bones get filled with blood

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