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>alien breaks into my bedroom
>tries to fuck my dog
>attempts communication with closet
>eats a can of dr. pepper
>apparently has an allergic reaction and fucking dies on the floor
>dissolves into stinky blue mess
>mfw
>tries to fuck my dog
>attempts communication with closet
>eats a can of dr. pepper
>apparently has an allergic reaction and fucking dies on the floor
>dissolves into stinky blue mess
>mfw