https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

That's right fellas, ya old mate CockEyes is back for the day. Got bugger all going on today, so I've been lurkin in this shithole and occasionally calling cunts pooftahs. Reckon its true what the cunts say, once ya in this place ya stuck forever, looks like I only made it a week before checkin in on you cunts. Anyway lads, anything interesting happen this week? Also have ya been doing ya civic duty by telling pooftahs to fuck off?