Tard stories thread? I feel like you dumbasses have some that you're hiding from me. I have never really posted so come at me faggots. Ill start.
>Be me, 12 or 13 in 7th grade.
>One slight tard in class called Daniel.
>He was one of those who you know is a tard, but not enough to put him in the downy and full on autist class so he is with the general population
>End of year, we took these tests called the IOWAs.
>Like the SAT for middle schoolers, so we all are in a quiet room.
>Tard is right next to me in the seat, but desk is about 2 feet away
>I have a clear view of him from the side
>Everything going normally
>Usually a quiet guy, only goes autist when something directly happens to him so Im not paying attention to him.
>He then starts slightly groaning during the test when everyone else is done with the portion.
>We have to wait until the entire class finishes before moving on.
I dont think much of it until our 8/10 teacher walks by him, and I look ever because 7th grade me's pubescent hormones going crazy.
>I see Daniel with his hand in his sweatshirt pocket moving like crazy up and down.
>He has been known to fap in the bathroom, been caught before.
>Never seen him do it in class.
>He the starts moving his hand a little slower, and his face goes crazy
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>He moves in his seat, the suddenly stops and just kinda sits there.
>dafuq
>Then I realize wtf just happened, took me a minute because I didnt fap much at the time (Catholic family was always watching me)
>See something fucking DRIPPING OUT OF HIS SWEATSHIRT
>Teacher sees it too, she was there most of the time this was happening.
>Daniel adjusts his pants and takes his hand out of his sweatshirt.
>Teacher knows exactly whats going on I can tell.
>She takes Daniel out of the room, presumably to the office.
>Never see Daniel after that day, was the last day of school so guessing he switched,
I have more of these if anyone wants them, all from Daniel in 6th and 7th grade, this is just a highlight.