has r/banter ever been to the zoo to see all those wild animals and your walking from the naked molerat exhibit to the frill shark aquarium when you slip on a pile of poopoo and fall over the rails and land in the elephant exhibit and the elephants start surrounding you and theyre really big and kinda scary and your like "oh no" when you see ones throbbing hard 'fifth leg' and in unison all of them get hard and they then grab you with their enormous trunks and strip the clothes off of you and you're screaming as two of them hold you down by the arms with their trunks and anothers trunk seductively moves down your body and now your penis enters its trunks' nostril and your being raped into nostrilfucking an elephant but then you feel a tearing pain as a trunk immediately enters your anus and its so huge that your butthole starts tearing like a gaping maw and thers blood everywhere and shit too and the elephant probably is getting the smell of its life and your pretty sure leftover turns stored in your pooper are entering its nostrils but then the elephant who has your dick in its nostril constricts the muscles in its trunk and the nostril closes squeezing the circulation out of your penis and your crying and your penis rips off and like a vacuum cleaner it gets sucked further into the elephants trunk and now the elephant whos fucking your ass with its truck is in so far that your stomach is bulging and theres tears in your eyes and your yelling to stop but then the trunk gets up further and you have trouble breathing as your organs are being ripped apart by elephant trunks and the trunk that was in your ass exits out your mouth covered in guts and blood and holy shit im dead
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