has r/banter ever woken up in the Brazilian jungle because people with chainsaws where cutting down the trees and you get filled with furious anger so you try to kil the lan with the chainsaw but he has a chainsaw and cuts your arm off so you seek revenge but realize you're not strong enough so you visit japan and try to become the best kung fu fighter with one arm bit it's pretty hard so you stay there for twelve years and beat up the primi minister of Japan so you are now internationally wanted so you go back to brazil and join a gang that kills kids and you do it too but it kinda turns you on but because if that you feel guilty and murder all the gang members and god says you did a good deed do he grants you a wish and you wish the man with the chainsaw exploded but he was right next to you so you die too?