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Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:04:26 No.4554779 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4554795 >>4554801 >>4554818

>be me
>be working at thrift store
>pick out cute clothes
>get in line
>be nervous about it
>get more nervous
>get extremely nervous
>cum!
>feel not so nervous anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NsK/ZdPF Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:06:27 No.4554791 Report

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Plot twist: OP is actually a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YzH4P3mt Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:07:01 No.4554794 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n/VQDykV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:07:04 No.4554795 Report

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>>4554779
pic?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CL1K2DBl Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:07:41 No.4554801 Report

Quoted By: >>4554836

>>4554779
This is an interesting story with many layers to it.

Why did OP suddenly pick out clothes and get in line? Isn't he supposed to be working a shift?

Why is he so nervous about waiting to buy clothes? Is it because he's not doing his job?

Why does cumming make him feel better? Where did he cum? Is anxiety arousing for him?

As you can see, this is much deeper than it first appears.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MockYSyA Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:08:44 No.4554812 Report

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who are yuo quoting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:10:11 No.4554818 Report

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>>4554779
I want a girl like this to use me as a toilet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:13:25 No.4554836 Report

Quoted By: >>4554902

>>4554801
it was the end of my shift

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:21:45 No.4554902 Report

Quoted By: >>4554929

>>4554836
Tell us more about yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:25:39 No.4554929 Report

Quoted By: >>4554946 >>4554956

>>4554902
why should i?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CL1K2DBl Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:27:31 No.4554946 Report

Quoted By: >>4554983

>>4554929
The board is just slow right now, I don't think it matters too much to anyone what you do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:28:28 No.4554956 Report

Quoted By: >>4555356 >>4555408

>>4554929
Allow me to rephrase
Please tell us more about yourself OP, for what ever reason I am interested in how your day has been and would like to hear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:31:31 No.4554983 Report

Quoted By: >>4554994

>>4554946
the board is always slow gosh darnit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:32:34 No.4554994 Report

Quoted By: >>4555039

>>4554983
What kind of music do you listen to?

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󠁿󠁿󠁿 ID:cEMLpiMb Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:34:50 No.4555010 Report

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/bant/ is never slow.
go back there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:38:16 No.4555039 Report

Quoted By: >>4555055

>>4554994
not really anything in particular. i do like punk though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:40:08 No.4555055 Report

Quoted By: >>4555102

>>4555039
You like radiohead?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:44:02 No.4555102 Report

Quoted By: >>4555110 >>4555114

>>4555055
i like that song of theirs "creep"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:45:41 No.4555110 Report

Quoted By: >>4555315

>>4555102
Please check out the album kid A

Their album moon shaped pool has been my jam lately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:46:06 No.4555114 Report

Quoted By: >>4555123

>>4555102
>i like that song of theirs "creep"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:47:14 No.4555123 Report

Quoted By: >>4555149

>>4555114
Decks darks my shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:50:07 No.4555149 Report

Quoted By: >>4555161

>>4555123
I'm not really into Radiohead that much, Idk why it just always makes me sleepy when I listen to them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:51:05 No.4555161 Report

Quoted By: >>4555195

>>4555149
What music do you like?
Give me the dirty details!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:56:21 No.4555195 Report

Quoted By: >>4555214 >>4555226

>>4555161
I like lots of different stuff, Death Grips, Jpegmafia, Melvin's - Houdini (haven't listened to anything else from them), MF DOOM, Electric Light Orchestra, and some old-school hip-hop like Wu-Tang - 36 Chambers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:58:03 No.4555214 Report

Quoted By: >>4555233

>>4555195
Are you me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:59:10 No.4555226 Report

Quoted By: >>4555244

>>4555195
I have a feeling you’ll like
Hunter as a horse (pic related)

Also check out crystal castles self titled if you like energetic electronic music.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 01:59:32 No.4555233 Report

Quoted By: >>4555277

>>4555214
Good taste bro. Do you actually like everything I named or just most of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:01:06 No.4555244 Report

Quoted By: >>4555262

>>4555226
I'll check those out, thanks. What else do you listen to?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:02:04 No.4555262 Report

Quoted By: >>4555275

>>4555244
Metal, jazz, classical, rock, and Electronica

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:03:26 No.4555275 Report

Quoted By: >>4555305

>>4555262
Those are pretty broad. You got a favorite artist for each genre?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:03:30 No.4555277 Report

Quoted By: >>4555323

>>4555233
Just about haven't heard of this Melvin fellow though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:06:33 No.4555305 Report

Quoted By: >>4555323

>>4555275
It’s hard to say but if I had to pick At the moment I’d say

Death, little women, John cage, radiohead, Aphex Twin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:07:19 No.4555315 Report

Quoted By: >>4555329

>>4555110
have you listened to the album "let them eat jellybeans"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BiT6zv2p Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:08:26 No.4555323 Report

Quoted By: >>4555418

>>4555277
Oh I meant to say Melvins not Melvin's. They're a sludge metal band https://youtube.com/watch?list=PLnK7fBChVA-emldo0nh2Tmr0DB_KH4UEN&v=ogbBbXt7MdQ
>>4555305
Interesting, I haven't heard of those except for Radiohead and Aphex Twin rings a bell but I haven't listened to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:09:25 No.4555329 Report

Quoted By: >>4555353 >>4555374

>>4555315
No I haven’t is it like trout mask replica?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:12:25 No.4555353 Report

Quoted By: >>4555367

>>4555329
Wait like captain beefhart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w99TlJbE Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:12:37 No.4555356 Report

Quoted By: >>4555374 >>4555381 >>4555398

>>4554956
please end your meaningless and incomprehensible existence

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:13:37 No.4555367 Report

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>>4555353
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:14:37 No.4555374 Report

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>>4555356
don't say that to him
>>4555329
no. let them eat jellybeans has actual music. some

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:16:00 No.4555381 Report

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>>4555356
My word, we were having quite a nice thread until you showed up!!
I challenge THEE to a dual!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CL1K2DBl Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:18:00 No.4555398 Report

Quoted By: >>4555414 >>4555478

>>4555356
I think it's because he thinks OP might be a girl

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Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:19:08 No.4555408 Report

Quoted By: >>4555422 >>4555423

>>4554956
i hate bread. it's so bland and tasteless. and it fills you up so much and ruins whatever you are eating.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WugfPvpV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:20:55 No.4555414 Report

Quoted By: >>4555478

>>4555398
I was thinking the same but he asked me what music I like too
Maybe he just has a fetish for other people's music tastes, who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WugfPvpV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:21:14 No.4555418 Report

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>>4555323
ID changed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:21:29 No.4555422 Report

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>>4555408
I like bread though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:21:41 No.4555423 Report

Quoted By: >>4555475

>>4555408
But like what if you're like really drunk at a party and about to puke, are you not gonna eat the bread?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:28:17 No.4555475 Report

Quoted By: >>4555489 >>4555508

>>4555423
i don't think bread makes you less likely to puke. i think the best thing to do is to just go puke.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:28:36 No.4555478 Report

Quoted By: >>4555494

>>4555398
>>4555414
Is there anything wrong with relaxing on /bant/ and having a convo bout things you enjoy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:29:48 No.4555489 Report

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>>4555475
I once go so sick I puked easily 7 feet into a toilet. When the pressure let back it got all over the floor.
It really hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WugfPvpV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:30:25 No.4555494 Report

Quoted By: >>4555506

>>4555478
No sorry my comment was a bit rude. I like talking about music too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:31:25 No.4555506 Report

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>>4555494
No need to apologize. I’m enjoying this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:31:34 No.4555508 Report

Quoted By: >>4555584

>>4555475
Trust me non I've tested this many times and 9/10 times the person doesn't puke
I'll be honest though it is kinda bro science

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:35:32 No.4555584 Report

Quoted By: >>4555631 >>4555650

>>4555508
If eating bread helps with puke does sodomizing with bread help with diarrhea?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:37:36 No.4555631 Report

Quoted By: >>4555650 >>4555657

>>4555584
No that's noodles bro, go back to 7th grade

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Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:38:51 No.4555650 Report

Quoted By: >>4555669 >>4555706 >>4555711

So seriously. what gender do you guys think i am?

>>4555584
>>4555631
you know if you shove a marshmellow way up your butt it will make you poop yourself. because of the glycerin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:39:12 No.4555657 Report

Quoted By: >>4555701

>>4555631
Why isn’t the logic that bread is absorbing the stomach acid?
Diarrhea is stomach acid. I think the real problem is that you’d have to reach way too deep for the bread to do any good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:40:31 No.4555669 Report

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>>4555650
I mean I’d assume female because if a dude just jizzed himself in public that’d be really hard to ignore. I’d think it’d increase anxiety.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:42:51 No.4555701 Report

Quoted By: >>4555710

>>4555657
Why use bread when there are comfier alternatives, I don't want bread crumbs in my ass and with noodles you don't have to push them too far in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bSD3EdcQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:43:35 No.4555706 Report

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>>4555650
Are you a manwoman?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:43:42 No.4555710 Report

Quoted By: >>4555771

>>4555701
I thought by noodles you meant crazy...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WugfPvpV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:43:44 No.4555711 Report

Quoted By: >>4555730

>>4555650
A dude or a trap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:45:02 No.4555730 Report

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>>4555711
Probably a trap and I have a strong
>distaste
Of traps but atm I don’t care.

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Anonymous ID:qjrCddiJ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:49:47 No.4555771 Report

Quoted By: >>4555778

>>4555710
no i meant noodles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:51:01 No.4555778 Report

Quoted By: >>4555806

>>4555771
I’m down to start calling crazy people noodles if you are.

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Anonymous ID:qjrCddiJ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:55:57 No.4555806 Report

Quoted By: >>4555812

>>4555778
well, i hadn't given it much thought but sure anon, im down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:56:42 No.4555812 Report

Quoted By: >>4555832

>>4555806
I’m a fuckin noodle

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qjrCddiJ Tue 27 Mar 2018 02:59:23 No.4555832 Report

Quoted By: >>4555839

>>4555812
no i am the cheesiest of noodles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:00:08 No.4555839 Report

Quoted By: >>4555853

>>4555832
Too cheesy...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qjrCddiJ Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:02:25 No.4555853 Report

Quoted By: >>4555875

>>4555839
is this better?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:06:32 No.4555875 Report

Quoted By: >>4555883 >>4555915

>>4555853
I like it spicy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:07:58 No.4555883 Report

Quoted By: >>4555896

>>4555875
have you ever tried putting siracha in ramen soup?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:09:43 No.4555896 Report

Quoted By:

>>4555883
I would if I had the opportunity. I don’t like when sriracha sits out and turns dark red. It tastes off and it’s spice increases. The spice is no problem.

That sounds really good though.

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Anonymous ID:qjrCddiJ Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:11:47 No.4555915 Report

Quoted By: >>4555927

>>4555875
i see i see

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:13:23 No.4555927 Report

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>>4555915
What’s with the cockroaches in the spaghet?

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Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:20:01 No.4555982 Report

Quoted By: >>4556006 >>4556029 >>4556034 >>4556186

Well /bant/ I have grown weary and am in need of rest. I bid you all a good night with good dreams I have enjoyed my time hear today

>good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WugfPvpV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:23:15 No.4556006 Report

Quoted By: >>4556009

>>4555982
Night night, I'm going to sleep too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5pEZ5ccV Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:23:47 No.4556009 Report

Quoted By:

>>4556006
Good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dc5RsC70 Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:26:21 No.4556029 Report

Quoted By: >>4556205

>>4555982
does anyone know any large/active discords?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qjrCddiJ Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:27:19 No.4556034 Report

Quoted By:

>>4555982
night

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:43:34 No.4556186 Report

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>>4555982
nighty night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:45:18 No.4556205 Report

Quoted By: >>4556211

>>4556029
i'm in some that i don't participate in. then some from communities for my interest. then another for a specific group of friends i hang out with

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8qxv/Qs8 Tue 27 Mar 2018 03:45:38 No.4556211 Report

Quoted By:

>>4556205
actually scratch that hang out with part

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