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Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:19:00 No.4556586 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey, /bant/. My idiot friend decided to piss in a bottle and pour bleach in it. Does piss contain enough ammonia to create chlorine from the reaction?

What should he do?

Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t+TtUI9f Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:19:50 No.4556599 Report

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drink it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fb3itTHQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:20:20 No.4556604 Report

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drink it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y+ol5NeB Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:20:27 No.4556605 Report

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drink it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:22:07 No.4556626 Report

Quoted By: >>4556640 >>4556680

OP here. I told him that 3 people said to drink it. He replies "It's literally bleach".

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t+TtUI9f Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:23:21 No.4556640 Report

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>>4556626
it's ok it's been watered down with piss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Lgpbnsx Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:23:42 No.4556647 Report

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drink it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vK0sbmlu Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:23:57 No.4556649 Report

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Just toss outside.

Or if dubs you drink

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:25:08 No.4556660 Report

Quoted By: >>4556666

Oh shit he said he's about unscrew it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:26:05 No.4556666 Report

Quoted By: >>4556672 >>4556677 >>4556682

>>4556660
He says "OOF! Oh! that is definitely chlorine! I recognize that smell from anywhere."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vK0sbmlu Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:27:08 No.4556672 Report

Quoted By: >>4556697

>>4556666
post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fb3itTHQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:27:24 No.4556677 Report

Quoted By: >>4556708

>>4556666
You literally took the command from the shitposting board seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoZNAV1o Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:27:49 No.4556680 Report

Quoted By:

>>4556626
The piss sterilized it
Drink it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XW1uLs6A Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:27:54 No.4556682 Report

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>>4556666
I'll see him in hell for stealing my quads

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:28:58 No.4556697 Report

Quoted By: >>4556707

>>4556672

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PzaO34uU Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:29:43 No.4556707 Report

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>>4556697
ah fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:29:44 No.4556708 Report

Quoted By: >>4556722

>>4556677
I didn't. I just told him what you guys said. He opened it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:30:36 No.4556718 Report

Quoted By: >>4556722

He said "I'm going to sniff it again", followed by a fit of intense coughing and laughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fb3itTHQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:31:23 No.4556722 Report

Quoted By: >>4556729

>>4556708
>>4556718
Okay I feel sorry for him now, fuck me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:32:01 No.4556729 Report

Quoted By: >>4556742

>>4556722
It's fine, I don't think whatever chlorine that may have been created is in any way deadly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:33:41 No.4556738 Report

Quoted By: >>4556747 >>4556758

He just went and added a bunch more bleach to it. I also gave him the link to this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fb3itTHQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:34:20 No.4556742 Report

Quoted By: >>4556748

>>4556729
Chlorine is chlorine and it's always deadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t+TtUI9f Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:34:49 No.4556747 Report

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>>4556738
leave some food on the table next time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:34:58 No.4556748 Report

Quoted By: >>4556753

>>4556742
According to toxicology, anything is fine in a small enough amount.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fb3itTHQ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:35:16 No.4556753 Report

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>>4556748
Yes but it's supposed to be painful

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoZNAV1o Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:35:59 No.4556758 Report

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>>4556738
He can either drink it or I can come over there and rape his tight little ass until it prolapses
His choice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3gW0m5V3 Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:38:29 No.4556771 Report

Quoted By: >>4556780 >>4556805 >>4556809

my nose burns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3gW0m5V3 Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:39:18 No.4556780 Report

Quoted By: >>4556789

>>4556771
It's piss sniffer btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PzaO34uU Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:41:09 No.4556789 Report

Quoted By: >>4556809

>>4556780
lol u dead nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wgWwU4OC Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:43:39 No.4556805 Report

Quoted By:

>>4556771
F

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4GIVInu Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:44:08 No.4556809 Report

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>>4556771
>>4556789
yeah i would order the coffin about now
good thread anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3gW0m5V3 Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:46:50 No.4556821 Report

Quoted By: >>4556840 >>4556866 >>4556882

I tried opening it again and it fizzed over like a shaken bottle of soda.
Can no longer squeeze at all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4GIVInu Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:49:36 No.4556840 Report

Quoted By: >>4556866

>>4556821
chlorine bomb
the bottle shrapnel will weaken you, the gas will finish you off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:54:18 No.4556864 Report

Quoted By: >>4556869 >>4556876

He just said "I'm gonna unscrew the bottle", followed by a hissing sound and "Oh fuck!".

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PzaO34uU Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:54:33 No.4556866 Report

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>>4556840
>>4556821

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:54:37 No.4556867 Report

Quoted By: >>4556876

He went to unscrew it over the bathroom sink. I just heard a bunch of coughing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PzaO34uU Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:54:55 No.4556869 Report

Quoted By:

>>4556864
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4GIVInu Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:55:59 No.4556876 Report

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>>4556864
>>4556867
F

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XFS7IRVL Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:56:45 No.4556882 Report

Quoted By: >>4556898

>>4556821
Go into a tight space and open it up there to conceal the blast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:59:04 No.4556894 Report

Quoted By: >>4556899

He's back and he said he added some laundry detergent for "good measures"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4GIVInu Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:59:36 No.4556898 Report

Quoted By: >>4556903

>>4556882
you need at least a solid foot of concrete to stop it
a room will only limit the blast to maybe the neighborhood
if OP is in an urban area this will cause more casualties than 9/11

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PzaO34uU Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:59:48 No.4556899 Report

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>>4556894

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 04:59:50 No.4556900 Report

Quoted By: >>4556917

He just sniffed it again, followed by some coughing, "Oh god, that was too big of a whiff", and some weak wheezing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:00:25 No.4556903 Report

Quoted By: >>4556922

>>4556898
I'm OP, it's my friend that has the piss and bleach bottle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PzaO34uU Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:01:46 No.4556917 Report

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>>4556900
F

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4GIVInu Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:02:22 No.4556922 Report

Quoted By: >>4556938

>>4556903
oh so you're not in any immediate danger
probably a good idea to give yourself at least 12 miles distance between you and the centre of the blast
start running/driving now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:04:51 No.4556938 Report

Quoted By: >>4556949

>>4556922
He has repeatedly opened and sniffed the bottle, I don't think the chlorine he created is concentrated enough to be of any danger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:05:56 No.4556944 Report

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He just poured it out on a patch of grass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XFS7IRVL Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:06:25 No.4556949 Report

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>>4556938
Boil down the urine if you have anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:10:46 No.4556992 Report

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He's now pissing in another bottle to repeat the experiment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UvZ9A7X+ Tue 27 Mar 2018 05:20:25 No.4557086 Report

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He went to bed.

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