Those in the previous thread need to state their race and rank. No rerolls. For newfags:>purple - orc >green - elf >orange - nigger >pink - trap All other is human
Prince Priest Owen | Human
Prince Priest Owen | Human ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:30:04 No. 456374 Report Quoted By:
human general/king
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:35:58 No. 456497 Report >>456367 Free potions, only for 25.99!
Court Wizard
>>456443 As you wish.
*The fireball aims in the direction of the necromancer*
Rolling for hit/miss.
Evens - Direct hit
Odds - something goes wrong in my magic control and I hit the poster under me.
human general/king
Quoted By:
>>456497 I have actually seen shit like that in real life
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:37:29 No. 456528 Report Quoted By:
Reporting
human general/king
>>456521 It's a great thing I drank that potion of fire resistance
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:38:19 No. 456549 Report >>456521 2 misses in a row, the gods are by my side
Nobleman
>>456497 How's my potions coming along Potionmaker? Tis a foolish task fighting the undead with brute strength and I fear the tides of battle will soon turn. And not in our favor.
Court Wizard
>>456535 I am very sorry my king. I should try another spell. What shall it be me lord?
!Y5d8k2sjvc
Quoted By:
NNONONOAFFI IS AD
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:39:38 No. 456579 Report >>456549 >gods Nah, I believe that was a positive side effect from the potion. No one can hit you, less he's drunk, or something like that.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:40:01 No. 456582 Report >>456535 It is a fucking meteor...
human general/king
>>456567 Frost nova. Freeze their castle
Anonymous
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:40:55 No. 456607 Report >>456563 I have the half of them ready.
*hands over 8400 potions in a crate*
The rest are coming soon.
human general/king
Quoted By:
>>456582 > not knowing the difference between a fireball and meteor Different spells
Different effects
Anonymous
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:41:36 No. 456619 Report >>456579 Interesting... Is there any other positive side effect?
>>456592 Welcome elf lich
Court Wizard
Quoted By:
>>456589 I call the spirits of tundra. Glacial giants hear my call... *keeps ranting about winter and snow, none of it really nesessary but it helps to concentrate*
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:42:10 No. 456623 Report Quoted By:
>>456619 No. Unless you count explosive diarrhea as one.
Court Wizard
Quoted By:
>>456582 pic related its really just a ball of fire.
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 17:43:00 No. 456646 Report >>456607 What happens if you drink more than one? Does the effect stack or perhaps it cause a monsterous transformation?
Anonymous
I set all of you cunts on fire
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:44:07 No. 456665 Report >>456646 Your strength doubles again. But I heard drinking more than two is quite dangerous. You can turn into an actual ogre. Or die. Don't know what's worse.
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 17:44:42 No. 456678 Report >>456619 Necromancer, with my army of undead elves and your necromancy power we can take over this realm.
Court Wizard
>>456582 *Temperature around the castle is dropping quite fast*
Punkaja
Anonymous
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 17:45:52 No. 456702 Report Quoted By:
>>456665 Double strength, Ogre transformation, or death. 2/3rd odds. I like it.
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:45:57 No. 456703 Report (Owen approaches the trap country, as he fixes his glasses. He puts his blade in the holster and comes close to the guards. He says he wishes to defect to the traps in exchange for power.)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:46:15 No. 456707 Report >>456663 You are on our side welcome my fellow trap
>>456681 >Undead doesn't care >>456678 Why not jist join us aganist human scum
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:46:17 No. 456710 Report >>456690 >an elven barbarian How does that work?
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:46:39 No. 456719 Report >>456685 I killed you, and I am immortal.
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 17:47:14 No. 456731 Report >>456703 Traitorous swine! History will not remember you kindly.
Punkaja
Quoted By:
>>456719 Nuh-uh you ain't doing shit, I sacrificed 13 followers, summoned a spider demon and it killed you with spider poison before your potion was finished.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:47:31 No. 456739 Report Quoted By:
>>456710 Still elf
>>456690 You can fuck traps though
>unlimited sex Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 17:47:34 No. 456741 Report >>456707 Is this an Elf nationalist movement?
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:47:46 No. 456744 Report Quoted By:
>>456678 Yes, we are going for the human king's head
>>456707 He's on our kingdom now
Court Wizard
>>456707 *frost keeps covering your army*
Anonymous
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:48:43 No. 456769 Report >>456741 Ah you could be one of l my ancestors...
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:49:38 No. 456791 Report Quoted By:
>>456751 >*leads the living traps and elves out of the castle* >*marches to graveyards in order to make more undead soldiers* Punkaja
Quoted By:
>>456731 Owen's already dead for hours now, don't worry about it
Anonymous
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:50:50 No. 456817 Report >>456703 You already betrayed us once, now disappear.
You can't be killed but you can still be tortured for eternity
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:51:54 No. 456845 Report >>456741 Hey, YOU, yes, you! Do you want to be alive again? Feel a soft brush of wind on your skin? Maybe a touch of a lovely girl? Well, I have an offer you JUST can't refuse! Only for 6446.99 gold you can get an Elixir of Life, that can make you ALIVE again! Imagine that! Whopping 10% chance of success! Don't miss on it!
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:52:07 No. 456853 Report (Owen approaches the trap leader and kneels to accept vassality, as he does he grabs his dagger and kills the trap leader by stabbing her in the stomach twenty times)
human general/king
Quoted By:
I roll to learn the ways of the paladin Above 50 is a success
Punkaja
>>456817 >needs to bless the potion on the altar >altar is fucked with blood and maggots >decides he wants to kill me >spidies tell me about it >I sacrifice my 13 followers >spider demon comes out of the painting and stabs him in the neck He ain't immortal or shit, he dead
>>456853 No u ain't, u dead
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:53:42 No. 456905 Report >>456703 >Dodn't happen Dude he dismissed you...
human general/king
>>456905 I challenge you to a duel
Winner lives
Loser dies
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:54:48 No. 456930 Report >>456853 I am the trap and undead leader, see
>>456817 , the guards wouldn't even let you in the castle
Orc the Guard
Quoted By:
hey anyone want to approach the castle i want to stab someone
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:55:29 No. 456947 Report >>456899 I cleaned the altar and I killed you afterwards. You did not post that spiders killed me, therefore they didn't. You're kicked from the game. All your posts are ignored.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:55:36 No. 456950 Report >>456922 Only a fool would accept it also you can't hit a lady you barbaric filth
Anonymous
Punkaja
>>456947 Nuh-uh I wasn't even in the church and you literally can't clean the altar to use before I finish the ritual
Get fucked you stupid shit
Court Wizard
>>456905 >>456922 Meanwhile the countryside around the castle is covered in snow and ice.
"I think I lost myself in thought my king"
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:56:20 No. 456976 Report (As Owen is dismissed he does something drastic. He begins killing every trap he sees with the use of his blade)
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 17:56:31 No. 456982 Report >>456845 You have a pretty big nose for an alchemist, don't you?
Human Paladin/General/King
Human Paladin/General/King ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 17:56:39 No. 456987 Report >>456950 >can't hit a lady you barbaric filth hahahaha
>>456930 i challenge you to a duel. No armies, just you vs me
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 17:56:48 No. 456994 Report >>456922 My liege, before you put your life on the line I have a plan to propose. May I suggest you order all no Elven forces to hold a council meeting?
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 17:57:15 No. 457050 Report >>456970 I said I killed you. You're kicked. Leave.
Punkaja
Quoted By:
>>456976 pro tip: Don't be a fucking cunt in a game and just come around with a (and ur ded xd) post or get ready to be responded with "no ur ded xd"
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 17:57:46 No. 457065 Report >>456982 Rude and untrue. I drank a potion that makes noses smaller a long time ago. So, what about that deal?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I have arrived
Punkaja
Quoted By:
>>457050 Nope, you didn't even know where I was, you got killed by my demon
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 17:58:34 No. 457087 Report >>456845 Is the other half of my Potions of Ogre Strength ready yet?
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 17:58:38 No. 457091 Report >>456976 *traps react trying to disarm and pin him down*
*I start raising the dead traps*
Fool, to the dungeon you go, it'll probably be fun torturing an immortal.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 17:59:47 No. 457117 Report >>457091 Ah let the traps fuck him until he is broken
human general/king
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:00:01 No. 457124 Report Quoted By:
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:00:02 No. 457125 Report Quoted By:
>>456987 A duel? I don't think so
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>456367 I want to be kang
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:00:07 No. 457130 Report >>457065 I say you give me the potion for free or you'll be needing it yourself
*unsheathes staff*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>456367 I was a pyromancer
human general/king
>>457117 Now, why would I let that happen? I roll to smite
>>457091 My roll is damage dealt
Loyal Human Knight
Quoted By:
I will protect the king at all costs.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Punkaja
Quoted By:
>>457111 hey king, tell owen he's dead
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:01:36 No. 457183 Report >>457130 Is my ancestor on my side ?
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:01:38 No. 457185 Report >>457087 You asked right on time. I even threw a little extra on top.
*hands over the second crate with 8400 potions and a bottle of Potion of Flying*
>>457130 Nu-uh, no lich shall threaten me.
*throws a bottle of Lich-be-Gone potion at the unhappy customer*
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength)
Nobleman (8400 Potions of Ogre Strength) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:02:09 No. 457203 Report >>457123 ALL NON ELVEN FORCES REPORT IN! THIS WILL BE A UNITED EFFORT! WE WILL NEED ALL OF OUR FORCES TO STRIKE A DECISIVE BLOW! LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH!
Orc Guard
Quoted By:
can i quit my job and start stabbing people this is boring no one wants to kill the king
Krutark the orkish henchman
Krutark the orkish henchman ID:C9fJr2dw Sun 14 May 2017 18:02:20 No. 457208 Report >>457170 >Krutark half orc >other half also orc Time Mage/Human/Lord Mayer
Time Mage/Human/Lord Mayer ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:02:36 No. 457214 Report >>457091 *I walk into the dungeon looking for the bathroom
"What the fuck is going on here?"
(OOC: Should we be using tripcodes?)
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:02:55 No. 457222 Report Quoted By:
I travel to the eleven fortress.
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:02:57 No. 457224 Report >>457183 Yes
>>457185 REEEEEEE
*scurries away*
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:03:09 No. 457231 Report >>457157 >why would I let that happen? He was already captured
>I roll to smite I roll to heal myself with undead magic
Loyal Human Knight
>>457170 HEATHEN! Arm yourself, and prepare to taste my iron boot in your jaw!
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:03:34 No. 457242 Report >>457231 I roll to smite again
Punkaja
>>457214 you got trips so you're the king
Orc Guard
I sit down and start throwing pebbles for entertainment
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:03:59 No. 457250 Report (Owen attempts to fight back against the elves and traps, hurting two of them but having his shoulder dislocated as they defend. He would fail to free himself)
Anonymous
Quoted By:
suicide is fun for the whole family
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:04:20 No. 457259 Report Quoted By:
>>457224 And never return (unless you bring money)!
Time Mage/Human/Lord Mayer
Time Mage/Human/Lord Mayer ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:04:38 No. 457268 Report >>457234 *I cast haste on this Valiant knight so he can do his duties quicker*
Loyal Human Knight
Quoted By:
>>457248 >tosses pebbles back to guard Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:04:54 No. 457274 Report Quoted By:
>>457242 I roll to heal again
And now I cast a spell to bind my soul into another undead trap
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:03 No. 457277 Report >>457185 Thank you Potionmaker I know you are fairly neutral, but will you join the council?
Oyex the Niggerslayer
Oyex the Niggerslayer ID:6dKQnYi+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:18 No. 457287 Report How can you be a nigger and a niggerslayer at the same time
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:33 No. 457294 Report Quoted By:
>>456975 Free the priest. Teleport him out of there
Punkaja
>>457250 still dead and not immortal
Meanwhile I summon 5000 spiders and release them unto the city
Krutark the orkish henchman
Krutark the orkish henchman ID:C9fJr2dw Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:38 No. 457297 Report >>457234 Im a good boy I dindu nuffin!
*unsheathes bastard sword*
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:39 No. 457298 Report New rule. We must use tripcodes or secure tripcodes.
Loyal Human Knight
>>457268 >>457208 Rolling to smash the henchmen
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:55 No. 457306 Report >>457246 Oh sweet, thanks for pointing that out
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:05:57 No. 457307 Report Quoted By:
>>457277 Which council are we talking about?
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:06:27 No. 457320 Report Quoted By:
>>457250 *the traps chain him in the dungeon and start brutally raping him*
Orc Guard
>>457298 That's retarded
We have IDs
As in, a tag on my spear which identifies me
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:06:35 No. 457325 Report >>457287 Supressed self loathing I guess? Anyways you with Kingdom of Dixie or are you with the Elven Horde?
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:06:36 No. 457326 Report >>457295 I roll to lead the spiders to the eleven fortress
Over 60 is a success
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:06:46 No. 457332 Report Punkaja was kicked from the game 20 minutes ago. Ignore his posts.
Punkaja
>>457306 Yep, and Owen was killed by a spider demon but is still being a bitch about it, treat him as dead and irrelevant
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:07:07 No. 457338 Report Quoted By:
>>457298 Necessity I fail to see, but will oblige.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>456367 i dont give a shit
Loyal Human Knight
>>457298 Are tripcodes just #password after name?
Anonymous
>>457298 Just setup a little forum for this autism
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:07:38 No. 457355 Report >>457324 That Is for the next threads buddeh.
Krutark the orkish henchman
Krutark the orkish henchman ID:C9fJr2dw Sun 14 May 2017 18:07:52 No. 457359 Report >>457305 *charges you*
*stabs*
Die 'ummie
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:08:03 No. 457366 Report I roll to charge into the eleven fortress
Punkaja
>>457326 tough luck, last three digits is how many people get munched in the city
>>457332 Nope you were, you tried to kill me in a church when I was in a forest already
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:08:05 No. 457368 Report Quoted By:
Orc Guard
When's my shift over Can someone take over my shift This is worse than retail
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:08:23 No. 457379 Report Loyal Human Knight
>>457297 >Brandishes a broadsword PREPARE THINE SELF FOR COMBAT, HEATHEN!
Punkaja
>>457355 Bugger off kid, ur ded, King said so too :^)
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:09:03 No. 457398 Report >>457359 *I cast stop on this orcish brute, and regen on the knight*
Anonymous
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:09:14 No. 457402 Report Quoted By:
>>457374 Hey, retail is awesome!
Punkaja
>>457374 You can ride one of my spiders and join the carnage
Krutark the orkish henchman
Krutark the orkish henchman ID:C9fJr2dw Sun 14 May 2017 18:09:34 No. 457409 Report >>457387 Ill fight you to the DUBS whiteboi
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:09:41 No. 457412 Report Quoted By:
>>457359 *dink*
>The armor is too heavy to pierce Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:09:45 No. 457414 Report >>457366 Its a dwarven fortress defended by undead and golems come to yoir death
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:09:54 No. 457418 Report >Walks straight into the eleven throne room
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:10:28 No. 457437 Report >>457367 I am OP I am god. Go away read your posts and stop powergaming.
>>457346 I will good idea.
human paladin/general/king
human paladin/general/king ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:10:33 No. 457441 Report Quoted By:
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:10:36 No. 457443 Report >>457418 >Dude no bullshi pls Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:10:36 No. 457444 Report >>457409 You're on. Loser dies for this thread.
Orc Guard
>>457404 Done
Fuck yeah
>I ride a spider into battle, spearing at least 5 men Krutark the orkish henchman
Krutark the orkish henchman ID:C9fJr2dw Sun 14 May 2017 18:10:43 No. 457449 Report Quoted By:
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:11:04 No. 457457 Report >>457393 Where did he say it?
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:11:18 No. 457463 Report >>457444 >fucking SMITES henchman Anonymous
Krutark the orkish henchman
Krutark the orkish henchman ID:C9fJr2dw Sun 14 May 2017 18:11:50 No. 457479 Report >>457444 *guts spill all over the floor*
A-at least youre paying welfare to my kids
Ha-h....
*dies*
Oyex the Niggerslayer
Oyex the Niggerslayer ID:6dKQnYi+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:12:03 No. 457489 Report Quoted By:
>>457325 I'm a lone niggerslayer sellsword. I offer my services to whoever is willing to pay me.
It's not really well known, but I'm super effective against black dragons too. just gotta be careful not to stab myself with my nigger slaying sword.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:12:08 No. 457491 Report Quoted By:
>>457443 You can try and fight me
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:12:09 No. 457492 Report >>457444 >>457463 Excellent job, prince, your reputation is certainly well earned
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:12:34 No. 457506 Report Quoted By:
>>457479 fucking kek, those are some great final words.
Punkaja
>>457437 Nope, fuck you, you can't just come up with a (and ur ded xd) and expect to be treated seriously
>>457446 Capture the wizard tower brave orc!
>>457457 see
>>457379 king of the thread, get fucked
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:12:42 No. 457511 Report Quoted By:
Duke of this thread
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:13:00 No. 457521 Report >>457492 I'm honored to serve the king.
Anonymous
>>456367 are we actually going to role play?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>457437 Yeah a forum would be more organized anyway
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:13:43 No. 457549 Report Quoted By:
>>457519 The pasta mancer had arrived!
Anonymous
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:14:21 No. 457566 Report >>457521 Would you support me? I an on a mission to destroy the eleven leaders
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:14:22 No. 457567 Report Quoted By:
>>457524 Yes. Now go forth, brave Macacomancer.
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:14:23 No. 457568 Report Quoted By:
>>457437 >I am OP I am god Anyone can repost the thread once this one dies, and it's not like you can ban anyone here
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:14:42 No. 457576 Report >>456994 >>457123 >>457203 *mutters* "god damn it lets try this again..."
ALL NON ELVEN FORCES REPLY TO THIS POST! WE ARE CURRENTLY WAGING A FUTILE WAR! JOIN THE COUNCIL SO WE CAN START A UNITED FRONT TO STRIKE A DECISIVE BLOW!
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:14:44 No. 457577 Report >>457508 He isn't the king. The king has an American flag. You lied to him he got trips when he didn't. Stupid, delusional child.
Punkaja
>>457524 I figured that's what it was gonna be but instead it seems to stear into *half a sentence of a statement and it's canon that I'm immortal and I permaban anyone I want*
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:15:06 No. 457590 Report >>457566 The elven? A wicked one perhaps?
Duke of this thread
Quoted By:
>>457444 *bows down before king*
thanks for making me a duke
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:15:47 No. 457622 Report Quoted By:
>>457524 Welcome to the elven kingdom
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman ID:SoXsY+J+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:15:49 No. 457626 Report Quoted By:
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:15:50 No. 457628 Report >>457590 A necromancer and the elf maiden
Punkaja
>>457577 He got the first trips
>>457111 So eat shit, and you're dead
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:16:09 No. 457639 Report >>457576 Sure, I'm in, as long as it brings the profit. Elves are kind of stupid, anyway.
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:16:23 No. 457648 Report >>457576 >Elf >Leading an anti-elf army You are no match for us cuck.
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:16:27 No. 457651 Report >>457576 Hail, councilman. I say first to trips wins the war.
Anonymous
>>457524 *sets you on fire*
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:16:31 No. 457654 Report >>457577 dude, I got trips when i first rolled
>>457111 , now fuck off and die
Orc Guard
>I grab a huge-ass hammer and start fucking CRUSHING skulls This is fun I gotta get back to work before they catch on though
Anonymous
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:17:12 No. 457680 Report >>457577 The king was already decided. This thread has no rerolls. The prince is me ( first and second trips). No new kings.
>>457587 Says the one who spend half an hour raping someone's daughters by warping back in time two threads ago and magically raping and shitposting. I will not tolerate this.
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:17:22 No. 457686 Report >>457576 I will pledge my forces as well
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:17:32 No. 457692 Report >>457628 Hahahha human scum dont even know diffrence between prince and king
Anonymous
Anonymous
i enter your kingdom, what do?
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J
Prince and Priest - Father Owen | Human | Immortal !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:17:43 No. 457701 Report >>457638 You dumb faggot the king from the previous thread comes here. Read the OP.
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman ID:SoXsY+J+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:17:52 No. 457706 Report Quoted By:
I say we start an elvish confederation to create a balance of power with the human kingdom! What say ye?
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:18:01 No. 457710 Report >>457667 Hey, orc. Want to crush sculls and never work a day in your life again?
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:18:11 No. 457714 Report Where is the King and the Court Wizard? They are imperative to the plan. All other entities that are not with the Elven Horde should join here:
>>457576 Anonymous
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:18:39 No. 457724 Report Quoted By:
>>457692 At least I KNOW THAT I'M THE STRONGEST IN THIS LAND!
>First to dubs wins the battle Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:18:44 No. 457728 Report >>457699 A great hero has entered, will you help us on our crusade to destroy the elf menace?
>>457714 I'm here
Punkaja
>>457668 welcome to my spidy city, apply at the orc commander to be a spider rider
>>457680 >The goal here is to be as autistic as possible. You should read the first two lines of the game before you start playing
>>457701 Nope new thread new king, get fucked
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>457524 Guess I'm an elf Macauque Mancer
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:19:10 No. 457747 Report >>457654 The king stays the same through threads
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:19:20 No. 457754 Report >>457686 What happened to the old King? I recall him being an American.
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:19:21 No. 457755 Report >>457566 >>457576 Mine own l'rds, I must have black'd out in the battle, what hast happend in mine own absence?
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:19:25 No. 457758 Report >>457699 The hero? He's here to help destroy the elven forces!
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:19:34 No. 457760 Report Quoted By:
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:19:38 No. 457765 Report >>457648 >>457576 Even your ancestors call you cuck
You suck
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:20:03 No. 457784 Report >>457754 I'm king of a different kingdom
(OOC: is that legal?)
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:20:09 No. 457791 Report >>457755 The kingdom got attacked by spiders.
Go back and fix it
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:20:11 No. 457792 Report Quoted By:
>>457765 NOT SO FAST ELVEN SCUM
Anonymous
>>456367 Rolling, I guess.
Punkaja
>>457747 Guess I'm still also a time wizard then
*turns back time, rapes your mom when she was preggo with you so you got miscarried*
Tough shit bud
Anonymous
>>457652 Roll to stop drop and roll
Thug of da brodahod
Quoted By:
>>457668 Yo ma'am. It seems like I must get sum wallets.
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:20:55 No. 457810 Report >>457747 There you are join up here:
>>457576 human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:20:56 No. 457811 Report >>457784 You can be prince.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:21:07 No. 457814 Report Quoted By:
>>457754 He accepted to became lewd maiden when new king comes
dude...
Orc Guard
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman ID:SoXsY+J+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:21:13 No. 457816 Report Quoted By:
>>457758 >>457699 >>457728 I must do something to confound the plans of this turbulent hero!
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:21:32 No. 457823 Report Anonymous
>>457784 ((Yes. I allow it))
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:21:52 No. 457836 Report Quoted By:
>>457715 The alchemist sells trapification potionss if you're really interested
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:21:58 No. 457841 Report >>457802 *I cast stop on you, then stick a dagger in your throat*
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:22:05 No. 457847 Report >>457765 Wasn't an elf since the last thread. Also, get out of our council, no eavesdroping. *kicks you out*
Punkaja
Quoted By:
>>457811 >>457823 You got miscarried, you weren't even born buddy
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:22:57 No. 457872 Report Quoted By:
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:23:04 No. 457874 Report >>457826 Fuck of you didn't created the game next trips becames prince don't start retardism
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>457728 >>457758 only if we keep a part of their females alive to use them as slaves
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:23:30 No. 457890 Report >>457815 Then I get a task just for you! Head to the Bald Mountain far to the north and bring me a Scale of a Storm Witch from there. Then I can make you stronger than you ever been! And smarter too!
Prince/Priest - Father Owen !UNo1wqcAx6
Prince/Priest - Father Owen !UNo1wqcAx6 ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:23:35 No. 457892 Report >>457802 In the first thread the warlock casted a curse that we must reroll
Henery the Human Squire
Henery the Human Squire ID:5vO4Ujab Sun 14 May 2017 18:23:39 No. 457894 Report Quoted By:
>>457793 So, am I like a junior knight or a Man-At-Arms?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>457808 There's more from where it came, ....
wtf u're a macacomancer, my respects
UMA
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:24:11 No. 457909 Report >>457847 OP said he was making a forum so there won't be confusion anymore
Thug of da brodahod
Quoted By:
>>457730 I can't liv da hood.
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:24:17 No. 457912 Report Quoted By:
>>457791 Mine own l'rd I hath returned. I hath killed the spid'rs, those gents hadst big penises but I has't did survive
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>457874 Read the OP. No rerolls.
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman ID:SoXsY+J+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:24:29 No. 457917 Report Quoted By:
>>457874 Can I hire you to cast a curse on the Romanian hero?
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:24:37 No. 457921 Report I give my sword to
>>457841 ( it is enchanted, can cut through anything and can kill immortals)
I roll to Release all my energy in a massive explosion at the eleven fortress
(Last 4 digits is damage dealt to the fortress, last 3 digits doubled is damaged dealt to nearby people)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:24:54 No. 457931 Report I challenge you human king scum will you accept it
Pankaja
Quoted By:
>>457826 >>457874 This, serb cunt you didn't even make the game or read it and you just want to flail your dick around
>>457892 Pankaja still slumbers in the sewers though, but surprise it was me Pankaja all along!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>456367 please be a anime is real color yield
Henery the Human Squire
Henery the Human Squire ID:5vO4Ujab Sun 14 May 2017 18:25:44 No. 457947 Report >>457728 >A great hero has entered, will you help us on our crusade to destroy the elf menace? I will join the Crusade.
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:26:24 No. 457958 Report >>457931 I will fight thee in Human kings place! Show me thy blade and fight me!
Pankaja
Quoted By:
>>457909 then he can fuck off to a forum can't he, or even guess what, /qst/, although I don't think they'd tolerate his retardation
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:26:31 No. 457962 Report Quoted By:
>>457921 Thank you for this noble act your majesty, I will use your gift well
>>457947 Welcome aboard, squire!
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:27:16 No. 457981 Report Quoted By:
>>457931 You want to challenge someone to a duel? What a perfect time! Can I offer you a legendary Scroll of Applause then? It will create impression that someone is rooting for you in an otherwise failed battle! Only 666.66 gold!
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman
Longrod McHugendong the Elvish Nobleman ID:SoXsY+J+ Sun 14 May 2017 18:27:43 No. 457988 Report Quoted By:
>>457947 Quick elves we must rally to counter the human threat!
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:27:56 No. 457992 Report >>457958 Open the way low-tier you aren't even leader of something
Anonymous
>>457931 begone foul elven creature, as hero of this place i will not allow you to kill our king*whips out katana* *initiates bushido stance*
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE
Loyal Human Knight !AhVwiPNsDE ID:nd1pvIiM Sun 14 May 2017 18:29:29 No. 458023 Report >>457992 We won't even let you TOUCH the king.
Pankaja
Quoted By:
Well whatever I have to go now, but rue the day when Pankaja arises from the sewers!
Anonymous
>>457808 I will be known as MaCCAMan the elven monkeyman
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:30:23 No. 458038 Report >>457992 >>458017 >>458023 I Use mass haste and mass regen to buff these noble warriors, and stop to cripple the stupid elf
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:30:42 No. 458041 Report >>458017 >Challenges king >King is chickened >Plebs try to save his gut Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:31:15 No. 458054 Report Alright, since the Court wizard seems to be MIA and the Council is about as ready as it's going to be here's the plan:
>>457639 >>457651 >>457686 >>457755 Thus far, we have been throwing our forces at the Elven Horde to little effect. It has been nearly 2 whole threads of and endless game back-and-forth with little permanence.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:31:21 No. 458057 Report >>458038 Also you are a ducking prince
Orc Guard
>>457890 nice
>travels north >encounters rape horse >kills it before it can rape me >on the way, see a chest >open it >contains an orcish lance with a serated blade for fucking murderizing >get near the mountain >kung fu fighers from an eastern land >just sort of walk past them, they got tired after a while >their leader appears >he has a motherfucking flaming katana >fugg >Parry his attack, my og lance gets burned >grab the serated lance >dodge his attack then stab his asshole repeatedly >leave him there while i climb >get up the mountain >a big black man appears >he has a big black sword >throw a banana off the mountain >he jumps off the mountain >get into the chamber with the artifact >grab it with surprisingly no more trouble Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:32:40 No. 458081 Report Quoted By:
>>458023 >>457791 My l'rd! Do you want us to protect thee or do you accept the duel and fight this sub-human piece of waste?
>>457992 Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:32:43 No. 458084 Report >>458054 Different kingdom, also aren't you supposed to be frozen in time?
>>458054 Do we have any wizards who have mastered the spell "Meteor?"
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:33:12 No. 458091 Report >>458057 Meant to reply the first part to the elf
Anonymous
>>458041 you can still choose to retreat, go back to your kin, tell them to lay down their weapons and surrender else you face the taste of my steel
Anonymous
>>458032 Flings posion poo at nearest ( last post) Evil player.
If dubs it gets in your mouth.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:34:45 No. 458120 Report >>458098 Everyone knows elvish swords are better faggot
The only ones who can challenge us in smithing is dwarfs
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:35:01 No. 458126 Report >>458084 No wizards, but I have plenty of Magic Scrolls.
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:35:37 No. 458132 Report >>458068 >someone with even more autism than me I feel honored.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1.
human paladin/general/king !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:36:14 No. 458147 Report Quoted By:
>>458091 You are the new king
I sacrificed myself and completely destroyed their fortress
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:36:46 No. 458151 Report Quoted By:
>>457639 >>457651 >>457686 >>457755 Our enemies forces are a mixture of Elves and Undead Traps. It is a fools errand to attempt to fight the undead with brute strength. And magic seems to have little promise as well.
Orc Guard
>>458132 >hands you the scale give me the potion doc
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:37:49 No. 458166 Report >>458120 >Everyone knows elvish swords are better faggot I Resent that accusation, a great king gave me... THIS!
THE HOLY VORPAL SWORD!
I use the sword to neatly bisect that stupid elf, which was really easy since she was frozen in time from the stop spell i cast on her
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:38:03 No. 458169 Report >>457639 >>457651 >>457686 >>457755 BUT! What do Elves and Traps have in common? What, I ask is anathema to them both?!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>458120 you'll gargle on your words after i cut your throat open, dont come any closer if you treasure your life
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:38:51 No. 458185 Report Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:39:25 No. 458199 Report >>458169 They both like having a dick up their but?
Anonymous
>>458110 got some ingredients? My belly's roaring of hunger
I can light up a fire so you can make a nutritious,delicious hominid stew
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:39:47 No. 458209 Report >>458152 Lemme brew it first.
*20 minutes later*
Alright! Here we go! One Potion of Guardian of the Scales! Intelligence +1, Strength +10! With this you can crush almost anyone! Just don't drink too much tea now, and all should be fine.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:40:27 No. 458229 Report Loli Trap Necromancer get our armies ready
>>458199 I am a maiden faggot
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:40:36 No. 458231 Report >>458199 Precisely!!
>>457639 >>457651 >>457686 >>457755 The answer to our dilemma is Rape!
Anonymous
>>458206 No lets go a huntin for wabbit
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:41:04 No. 458236 Report Quoted By:
>>458185 One with meteorism. But that wouldn't work on the undead. I have Cure-All and Freeze scrolls, though.
!!/lIueJewB7J
Quoted By:
Okay since all you want me dead I am dead Roll for another role.
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:41:22 No. 458243 Report >>458229 you died, I killed you in
>>458166 Unless you can live without a bottom half
Anonymous
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:41:34 No. 458250 Report >>458231 >>457639 >>457651 >>457686 >>457755 I have already amassed a force since last thread, and have been slowly putting my plan into motion.
Orc Mercenary
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>>458209 alright neat
I even look stronger
>I quit my job and become a mercenary i'm cheap i just like killing things
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:41:59 No. 458262 Report Quoted By:
>>458231 >rape So, are you gonna rape the undead too?
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:42:55 No. 458278 Report >>458243 Guess I became an undead cause you know we have a necromancer and my ancestor is a lich hahahahahhahahahhahahahajhahaha
Anonymous
>>458229 The traps are ready and I'm gathering more undeads
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:43:38 No. 458299 Report >>458250 >>457639 >>457651 >>457686 >>457755 We have an an Army, and I have the supplies to give us the boost we need: 16800 bottles of Potions of Ogre Strength to be exact.
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:43:55 No. 458302 Report >>458278 >a lich LICH-BE-GONE POTIONS ON SALE! Only 10 in stock! Be the first to buy!
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:44:13 No. 458310 Report Looking to hire people to work on my plantation.
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich
Rolon Pinelake - Elf Lich ID:SaQ9jPt9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:44:17 No. 458312 Report Quoted By:
>>458243 You bastard!
*Rolon summons his horde of undead elves to avenge the fallen Elf*
Orc Town Crier
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>>456367 I announce my position as Town Crier, to the entire town, as I am a town crier and I can do that, also op is a faggot
Anonymous
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>>458278 BEGONE FOUL CREATURE
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:44:38 No. 458320 Report >>458288 Wait I died virgin
Can we count this as a saxrifice
>>458302 Bought all
Orc Mercenary
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>>458299 You can hire me if you want
Only 500G
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:44:42 No. 458324 Report >>458299 We cannot hope to break the bodies of the Undead Traps. Our only recourse is to break their undying minds!
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:44:48 No. 458325 Report >>458302 I'll take one, do you have any scrolls of greater dispel magic?
Orc Town Crier
>>458310 Do you need a town crier? I can announce stuff
Anonymous
>>458320 >Can we count this as a saxrifice That's what I think, what ritual should we perform?
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:45:56 No. 458344 Report Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:46:00 No. 458346 Report >>458320 Nu-uh, no deals with undead. I learned from the last time.
>>458325 Incidentally, I do. That'd be 1000g for all, thank you.
Anonymous
>>458235 what do you got ? a bow and a quiver full of arrows?
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:46:41 No. 458365 Report Quoted By:
>>458299 In the third day of the brutal siege of the Elven/trap fortress, I manage to corner a group of 3 female elves. I rape them and cut their ears of so I claim my bounty.
>>458324 Orc Town Crier
>>458344 So what should I announce?
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:46:47 No. 458370 Report Once we have death with the Traps, the elves will be easy pickings for my Ogres: their natural enemies.
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:46:50 No. 458372 Report Quoted By:
>>458346 Here's the payment, thanks!
Anonymous
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:47:36 No. 458395 Report Quoted By:
>>458334 Make Human Penises 1 cm
Hahahhahahahahhahaha
>Evil laugh Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:47:41 No. 458399 Report Quoted By:
>>458329 Perfect. Repeat all of my speeches in the next thread. I will pay you handsomely.
Hero
>>458369 "I HAVE A DIG BICK"
Orc Mercenary
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>>458369 Hey brotha, do you advertise?
Anonymous
>>458373 *sets quiver on friendly fire, now you shot fire arrows but you continue being immune to the flames*
let's go, quickly, my belly aches
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying)
Nobleman *IN COUNCIL* (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:49:25 No. 458439 Report Quoted By:
>>458405 Great, You're hired!
>>458231 Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:49:34 No. 458442 Report This is the last thread we finish this in here>Please don't open new thread until tomorrow
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:49:50 No. 458448 Report Quoted By:
>>458369 Announce that I am hiring guards to protect my property whilst I am away.
(The landlord puts on his armor and readies his horse)
Anonymous
LATEST NEWS LATEST NEWS LATEST NEWS THERES A TORNADO INCOMING, THE ONLY WHAT TO SURVIVE IS WITH TORNADO SURVIVAL POTION™ BUY THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL MERCHANT
Anonymous
>>458432 I crouch stealithy into the nearby bush
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ ID:bwBCnHX2 Sun 14 May 2017 18:50:46 No. 458469 Report Quoted By:
I guess I'll get a trip, I like this role
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 18:50:50 No. 458471 Report Quoted By:
Orc Town Crier
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I'm a crier so I know, unlike you you faggots
>>458450 Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:51:18 No. 458485 Report Quoted By:
>>458450 Their armies will die ours are dead
Hahahhajahaha
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:51:42 No. 458495 Report >>458450 GEE GOLLY, I'M SO GLAD I HAVE A POTION BREWING STATION AND A BUNCH OF INGREDIENTS THAT WERE BROUGHT TO ME BUT NEVER ACTUALLY USED!
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:51:57 No. 458500 Report Quoted By:
>>458442 Ok, everyone save your tripcodes for next time
(dead) Human Paladin/General/King
(dead) Human Paladin/General/King ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:52:00 No. 458503 Report >>458370 I am a ghost here to aid you.
I left 3 books open in my study, on how to be a paladin. Read them and you shall be one
(roll 60 or higher to become one)
Anonymous
>>458461 Careful lad, the bush's on fire, you'll scare the prey
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ ID:bwBCnHX2 Sun 14 May 2017 18:52:22 No. 458511 Report >>458450 or just be not a pussy
orcs have too thick of skin to be pushed around by some faggot-ass wind
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:53:10 No. 458523 Report >>458450 *I cast slow on the tornado, turning it from a deadly storm to a harmless wind*
wow, time magic is really useful.
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:53:25 No. 458529 Report Tripcode for next thread.
Orc Town Crier
>LATEST NEWS >LATEST NEWS >LATEST NEWS THE TORNADO WILL HIT IN 5 MINUTES, NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT AT 60 SECONDS GET YOUR POTIONS
Anonymous
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>>458508 What isn't on fire?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>458503 *sets 2 of the 3 books on fire*
nothin personel kids
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:54:08 No. 458549 Report Quoted By:
>>458529 alright, when are we making the next thread?
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:54:21 No. 458555 Report Quoted By:
>>458511 Don't lie to me, orcs are weak to Garu.
Anonymous
Holee fuk, original OP here This was way more of a success than I thought it would be I can make some updates and flesh it out for you guys more if you want later Also let me know if you have any suggestions you want to see implemented
Orc Town Crier
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:55:48 No. 458589 Report >>458564 More races, I guess.
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ ID:bwBCnHX2 Sun 14 May 2017 18:55:59 No. 458598 Report >>458544 okay, just to be safe
>>458495 hello tornado survival potion please
Anonymous
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>>458564 Start from the beginning in the next thread, also no two same classes at the same time
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 18:56:33 No. 458613 Report >>458564 Limits for magic and shit definitely. With out rules, any amount of potential interesting roleplay can just be negated by "lel magic". Make them have to roll for success or some shit.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time)
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:56:44 No. 458616 Report Quoted By:
Stop tornado shit
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:56:45 No. 458617 Report >>458598 That would be 69.96 gold, thank you.
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:57:08 No. 458632 Report >>458589 Can I get an anti-tornado potion pls? I pay in elf ears
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 18:58:10 No. 458651 Report >>458564 >more races >having to roll before "lol I killed you" >no OP shit like turning immortal Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:58:13 No. 458652 Report >>458632 >elf ears I have like two whole boxes of them. Payments accepted only in coin or valuable items.
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) !zIlD2E/oTs
Hot Elf Maiden Quenn(Lord of the Time) !zIlD2E/oTs ID:qaSxx3QF Sun 14 May 2017 18:58:26 No. 458658 Report Quoted By:
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ ID:bwBCnHX2 Sun 14 May 2017 18:58:28 No. 458660 Report >>458617 okay
(200G - 67 = 133G remaining)
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 18:59:12 No. 458682 Report Quoted By:
>>458613 I concur, spells like Stop or Powerword: Kill are stupid OF without a will save
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o
Disposable Henchman I Human !YbVgor2D6o ID:Nj9CGWS9 Sun 14 May 2017 18:59:20 No. 458688 Report >>458652 I took this dagger from a elven noble. Want to trade?
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 18:59:31 No. 458696 Report >>458651 >turning immortal >op shit Hey, that one was me, and it was supposed to be NIGH-immortal, not immortal.
(dead) Human Paladin/General/King !x.CI124Q1.
(dead) Human Paladin/General/King !x.CI124Q1. ID:gwoXaql0 Sun 14 May 2017 18:59:35 No. 458699 Report Quoted By:
>>458564 health
so people cant say:
I KILLED YOU
NO YOU DIDNT I KILLED YOU
Anonymous
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>>458651 Oh shit I just remembered im imortal befgore its illegal
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ
Orc Mercenary !rxK.R1newQ ID:bwBCnHX2 Sun 14 May 2017 18:59:42 No. 458701 Report Quoted By:
>>458617 >>458660 oh fuck
here's your other 3G I forgot
(130G remaining)
Anonymous
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>>458651 Support this too
also fix money system
Hero !WABCAFs6Hg
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>>458529 alright i reserved mine
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 19:00:10 No. 458717 Report >>458495 Eh, I spent the last 1/3rd or so of this thread trying to start a united front like an autist and it doesn't seem to have taken effect. So much for trying to unify anons on 4chan haha. Here take your potions back. Take my mercenaries too:
>>458250 I'm ready to die.
Anonymous
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We should open a discord to discuss this
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg
Loli Trap Necromancer Master Magician !4nQdjkfKeg ID:qBJzldcl Sun 14 May 2017 19:01:09 No. 458749 Report Quoted By:
>>458696 Being NIGH-immortal would probably be ok for a merchant or alchemist as long as you don't get into direct combat I guess
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc
Alchemist of the Dusk Sea !eDONqsURZc ID:8WRAAq5a Sun 14 May 2017 19:01:15 No. 458757 Report Quoted By:
>>458688 Eh, sure, I'll take it. Here's your potion, thank you.
>>458717 I thank you for your continued patronage! Best of luck in the Underworld!
Anonymous
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We need a BM Not a bowel movement , but a Board Master
Orc Town Crier
>LATEST NEWS >LATEST NEWS >LATEST NEWS THERE WILL BE A FEAST AT Town-Crier-House™ AND EVERYONE IS INVITED!!! ABANDON ALL YOUR SHIT AND LETS EAT WITHOUT FIGHT FOR A MINUTE
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J
Marcus the Landlord !!/lIueJewB7J ID:aOheJ+86 Sun 14 May 2017 19:02:18 No. 458783 Report Quoted By:
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3
Time Mage/Human/King Mayer !!kqxilmG+tw3 ID:xQqlAGsP Sun 14 May 2017 19:02:32 No. 458790 Report >>458769 I won't be coming, I don't trust that fucking elf lich
(OOC:Lets make the next thread when this thread hits page 8, everyone allright with that?)
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk
Nobleman (16800 Potions of Ogre Strength, 1 Potion of Flying) !JDqL4D3qKk ID:GZpXHW/D Sun 14 May 2017 19:02:41 No. 458793 Report >>458769 Did the tornado not hit yet? Might want to post-pone it. I'm still waiting to die.
Anonymous
>>458769 Good I keep burning the rabbits into ash
Anonymous
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>>458796 *eats some roasted rabbit*
uma delícia
Anonymous
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>>458793 The time Wizard guy stopped it :(
>>458790 Oh pls I spent a lot on this :(, I put a "weapons at the door" just for you, also my house has a no fight shield ™
Anonymous