>be me
>neighbour knocks on my door
>I answer
>I observe that although she is wearing moccasins, she has one removed and is scraping rocks off her bare foot
>how is it you managed to get rocks on your foot in the short distance between our dwellings, while also wearing shoes?
>she responds that it was not rocks she was scraping off her feet, but corn
>Ah, I say
>she then asks me to go to buy her some whiskey

anyway, she's still missing her darn housekey so I can go have a bath whenever I want it turns out, though honestly, her key retention rate is so dismal, I fear that my production of a back-up key for her occupation of my dwelling during my departure may not be sufficient, I may require two back-ups.