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Phantom turd

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>Be me
>Be 13
>In my camp the toilets have no seats and the stalls are very small
>Playing sports
>I feel like I have to shit like never before
>I rush to the bathroom, pull down my pants and immediately shit goes all over the toilet seat, floor, walls, etc
>ohfuckohfuck.rar
>in a panic I mad dash out of the bathroom and slip into society undetected

>the same thing continues to happen throughout the week
>I become a serial bathroom destroyer
>one day the director of the camp burst in while we are playin gonna sports
>”Anon” who the fuck did this
>I deny
>He addresses everyone in the camp trying to figure who keeps doing it.

>at this point everyone is talking about it


>I have one last go and shit once again all over the stall

>Now the matenence guy watches the stalls from 30 feet away.

>That’s when I became a diarrhea super villain