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Hotel Mysteries

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Funny Story From work

>Be me
>Be 14
>Got a sexy internship, basically a slave to whatever the real workers don’t feel like doing.
>Get paired with a black co-worker, very white trash
>one day we decide to go up to the hotel above our floor to get snacks from the vending machine
>he sees the ice machine
>gets a bucket of ice

>”What the fuck are you doing anon”
> “Watch”
> He throws the fucking ice at house keeping cleaning the room
>it hits them, but somehow they manage not to see us
>we sprint into the elevator
>he goes to a floor above
>Slams as hard as he can on the managers door at full force, sounding like fucking thunder
>Ohmyfucking.mov
>we sprint into the stair well and go back to our offices as fast as we can

>shit upstairs is going suspicious

>For some reason he and I continue doing that shit terriorising the hotel upstairs

>we do it for weeks

>slamming on people’s doors and telling them random shit, also throwing ice
>we become hotel mystery men
>one day our supervisor gets a call from the hotel
>fuckfuckfuck.rar
>apperantly she got a call telling her we were caught once throwing ice at a door
>we got a warning if we did it again we were “done”
>we got of scot free, and they were clueless the previous stuff was us.

>mfw