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ID:TNeMrg8S No.4582852 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Be me
>Be 18
>Hate everybody
>Many enemies
>Plans on how to kill as many students as quickly as possible
>Strict gun laws
>SonOfABitch.mp3

>Few days later...
>In town with friend, boutta get dat 3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine
>Notices cop
>Bullet proof vest and AK-47
>He's probably corrupt
>tfw idea

>Few hours later
>This fuckers still on patrol
>Offer $20
>He gives me his AK
>Go Home

>Next day
>Pulls out gun during lunch
>Fuckers fall left and right
>Feels amazing man
>Cops eventually arrest me

>Expected life in jail
>Bribe nigger judge with a crate of beer
>Am let go

>tfw masacaring children cost me $30