Volunteering at the library, talking to an Amish man (his words in greentext)
> ᴬʰ ʷᵃˢ ʷᵒnᵈᵉʳᶦnᵍ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ
"What book?"
> ᴱn ᵗʰᵉ ᵃʰˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃʰn ᶦnᶦᵐᵉᵉ
"Could you say that again please?"
> ᴱn ᵗʰᵉ ᵃʰˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃʰn ᶦnᶦᵐᵉᵉ
I try searching the book catalog for a second
"Could you say that louder?"
> En the ahs of mahn inimie
"In the eyes of what?"
> En the ahs of mahn inimie
"In the eyes of mine what?"
> En the ahs of mahn inimie
"OH! ENEMY!"
Fucking Amish