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>be discord user
>wake up at three in the afternoon
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum off my lips
>roll out of my bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>moan in ironic pleasure and giggle as I unplug myself from the dildo
>haul ass to my desktop pc as I push the numerous other dildos littering the floor out of the way
>turn on my pc and open up discord
>type a quick message on my personal discord server
>"hello gays ROFL LAMO XDD"
>chuckle in glee as my discord friends start posting their erect cocks ironically in the discord
>open up 4chan dot org and begin desperately spamming my discord link across /bant/, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and /r9k/
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my discord who I found on one of the numerous /bant/ gay threads
>immediately start tearing his pants off while making my best loli impression
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in until you fill me up with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>he ironically pounds my ass until he does just that
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
An average day.
>wake up at three in the afternoon
>throat still feels a little sore from last night's ironic gay blowjob
>think longingly of the cock pounding the back of my throat as I lick a patch of dried cum off my lips
>roll out of my bed onto the floor, accidentally landing my ass onto a dildo pointing up
>moan in ironic pleasure and giggle as I unplug myself from the dildo
>haul ass to my desktop pc as I push the numerous other dildos littering the floor out of the way
>turn on my pc and open up discord
>type a quick message on my personal discord server
>"hello gays ROFL LAMO XDD"
>chuckle in glee as my discord friends start posting their erect cocks ironically in the discord
>open up 4chan dot org and begin desperately spamming my discord link across /bant/, /qa/, /b/, /lgbt/, and /r9k/
>suddenly the doorbell rings.
>it's ituckfraps69, a mod on my discord who I found on one of the numerous /bant/ gay threads
>immediately start tearing his pants off while making my best loli impression
>"Ahn!~ My boi pusse is twitching so hard, mister! Please put your pulsating bull cock in until you fill me up with your hote cumme kudasai :33"
>he ironically pounds my ass until he does just that
>giggle as he pulls his juicy schlong out and a stream of thick white ball juice flows out of my ruined gaping hole
>curl up in his arms and fall asleep
An average day.
