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Anonymous ID:WSP2SOtW Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:22:17 No.4596269 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4596277 >>4596301 >>4596324 >>4596326 >>4596438 >>4596448 >>4596473 >>4598469 >>4599554 >>4599649

Post stuff and I'll record it on vocaroo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nITX3iM/ Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:23:46 No.4596277 Report

Quoted By: >>4596293

>>4596269
oday once again, an unknowing schoolgirl calls on the erotic osteopath. Even as this strong-willed girl is having doubts and checks the erotic osteopath with "I won't forgive you if you look at my breasts and special place" she still receives the treatment. However, just at the moment when it had seemed her body had been thoroughly placated and was ready to be penetrated, she ultimately lashes out at all the sexual harassment that had been called "treatment." To this girl that has laid her anger bare, our osteopath has some unexpect words...!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IG6Vbpep Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:24:29 No.4596286 Report

Quoted By: >>4596299

Penis penis penis penis penisbpenisbpensi epneis prnis prnis prnid prndi pekid prnidpnrid prnid prnid prnid prniz prnid prnxi prnix prinxi

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Anonymous ID:WSP2SOtW Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:26:37 No.4596293 Report

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>>4596277
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0zYPJZplxqF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WSP2SOtW Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:27:36 No.4596299 Report

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>>4596286
https://vocaroo.com/i/s07wxnTyWomp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e0KlSbkd Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:27:48 No.4596300 Report

Quoted By: >>4596355

I lost my goop in a tissue. a Japanese porn, special tentacle issue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XQ0q/lqh Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:27:49 No.4596301 Report

Quoted By: >>4596355

>>4596269
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wytq8skI Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:27:59 No.4596303 Report

Quoted By: >>4596355

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cGlIjS8x Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:30:50 No.4596324 Report

Quoted By: >>4596355

>>4596269
Say "Navalny, are you there? I told you to execute code 6942 a week ago. Putina is supposed to be assasinated by now." "Navalny, NAVALNY, NAVAAAALNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+8pbxoNV Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:31:20 No.4596326 Report

Quoted By: >>4596355

>>4596269
yell BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WSP2SOtW Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:35:37 No.4596355 Report

Quoted By: >>4596376 >>4596423

>>4596300
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sFPNen47Ke
>>4596301
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fKJBgMDmMS
>>4596303
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ISV7MTeiRu
>>4596324
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fdPZE4fdo7
>>4596326
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mbT4NTr6u6

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:36:08 No.4596358 Report

Quoted By: >>4596378

say "its nerf or nothing faggots"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e0KlSbkd Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:38:23 No.4596376 Report

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>>4596355
Excellent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WSP2SOtW Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:38:33 No.4596378 Report

Quoted By: >>4596385 >>4596403

>>4596358
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkoHdBiYss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QEzEK5Ce Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:40:18 No.4596385 Report

Quoted By: >>4596450

>>4596378
In Russian, say "You are the biggest whore I have ever known, and I hope you seriously consider suicide because you will forever be branded a thot by all who "love" you."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:44:23 No.4596403 Report

Quoted By: >>4596450

>>4596378
Great now try to moan in the most high-pitched anime voice you can and say "onii chan it's too big my pussy hurts!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wytq8skI Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:47:46 No.4596423 Report

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>>4596355
oтличнaя paбoтa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0wqWg+6p Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:49:32 No.4596438 Report

Quoted By: >>4596722

>>4596269
I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
No kidding.
I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.
I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.
Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.

Emperor of /bant/ !h/DNa5tV96

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Emperor of /bant/ !h/DNa5tV96 ID:Hn9cKhlQ Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:51:32 No.4596448 Report

Quoted By: >>4596722

>>4596269
Give me something to record on vocaroo?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VIutk6WK Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:51:45 No.4596450 Report

Quoted By: >>4596470 >>4596677 >>4596679

>>4596385
Not the word-in-word translation.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pxlomy1kYd
>>4596403
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wcjC8Kg18h

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Anonymous ID:QEzEK5Ce Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:54:34 No.4596470 Report

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>>4596450
Thanks babe. <3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLGqJDVI Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:55:13 No.4596473 Report

Quoted By: >>4596477 >>4596722

>>4596269
Sing the Russian anthem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QEzEK5Ce Fri 30 Mar 2018 17:56:08 No.4596477 Report

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>>4596473
This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:00:14 No.4596677 Report

Quoted By: >>4596765

>>4596450
Can you say the Red Orchestra 2 allied start speech? "Mы кpacнoapмeйцы, мы нe cдaёмcя и нe oтcтyпaeм. Пoбeдa или cмepть, кaк пpикaзaл Cтaлин. УPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QEzEK5Ce Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:00:17 No.4596679 Report

Quoted By: >>4596765

>>4596450
Say the russian alphabet vowels included

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0wqWg+6p Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:05:16 No.4596705 Report

Quoted By: >>4596765

Read this.

Okay, real talk. This board is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately shit to overwhelmingly shit, and frankly, I blame all the autistic anime posters for turning the place into a cancerous circlejerk, avatarfagging namefags, and salty reportfagging krauts who police the sub like watchdogs.

Because of you three groups, good posters like the Tunisian Ghibli poster are possibly gone for good. I don't mind a little shitposting here and there, but with your irrational childish behaviors and your lack of moderation, you're the only ones who are ruining the board for the current posters and future posters.

I'd tell you to sort your shit or fuck off, but who am I kidding, this entire site is a haven for menchildren and I know that you'll just double down on your cancerous behavior after you read this post.

I only wanted to share my mind on this subject, and now that I'm done doing so, I no longer give a damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:unMsWDGt Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:08:13 No.4596722 Report

Quoted By: >>4596873

>>4596438
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VsgxE3GAjl
>>4596448
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HU7KUV03VA
>>4596473
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ck3c2LqaP1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:unMsWDGt Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:13:34 No.4596765 Report

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>>4596677
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MzdetLtkXt
>>4596679
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ijrRmepiTs
>>4596705
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12x1wtoLTt8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p5Ht1bTX Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:16:14 No.4596793 Report

Quoted By: >>4596882 >>4597063

This my man:

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead,
you little fucking knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little
fucking mommy's boy now shut your mouth and fuck off dickhead. You know something you little fucking muppet I'll tell you
where I live, I live in FUCKING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little fucking bic-dickhead FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH.
COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. I WILL FUCK YOU UP DICKHEAD I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB
YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A FUCKING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE FUCKING DICKHEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT,
BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME
CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD What did i fucking shout at you down the mic for, playing your fucking
mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl.
COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT
I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p5Ht1bTX Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:17:03 No.4596797 Report

Quoted By: >>4596882 >>4597063

Part 2

COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH.
What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my fucking problem. Shut your fucking mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL
COME AND FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A FUCKING MONSTER. DON'T FUCK ME ABOUT
AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK,
COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE,
I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD.
I'VE GOT FUCKING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU DICKHEAD.?

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Anonymous ID:au08Hdvp Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:18:29 No.4596809 Report

Quoted By: >>4596882

I hide my depression through multiple layers of irony and, deep inside, I wish someone would see through this and help me escape the hell I am trapped into.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:19:26 No.4596815 Report

Quoted By: >>4596821 >>4596882

The autism sissy has invited you over to show you his minecraft house. You follow the directions leading you to a shady low-income apartment complex. You're slightly worried about being robbed but you do it for that autistic boipucci. Dodging packs of negros, you find the apartment number and hesitantly ring the doorbell. You can hear noise from inside as you wait, lots of moving around and what sounds like obscenities in a female voice. The door opens and the ecstatic boi looks up at you with a big stupid smile and a "Welcome, fren!". As he takes your hand and leads you to his room, you can see a woman in her late 40s sitting on the couch with a glass of wine staring at you in disbelief. You look around and see what you would think was a kid's room if you didn't know better. There's a stuffed bear on his lucky star themed bedset, and posters for anime and games are taped onto the walls. On his monitor is a paused window of Minecraft in front of a /sug/ thread opened in his browser. You can see a pink sleeve stuck in his closet door. You hear the door you both came through close as he rushes to his desk, eager to show you what he made in his game. You come up behind him and pretend to listen to him as he excitedly talks about some stupid miney crafta shit with his eyes focused on the computer screen. He doesn't notice you staring at his ass, legs, and little bare feet. After a few minutes of this you get impatient and move closer, reach down into his little shorts and grab his soft, squishy ass. He gasps and pauses, then looks back at you with surprise and sincere confusion, only able to let out a "h-huh?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:20:33 No.4596821 Report

Quoted By: >>4596840 >>4596882

>>4596815
"P-please don't do that," the little faggot autism sissy whines, but the blood has already rushed to your head and you're not thinking straight. "Sit down, and shut up." you say as you grab him by his gaunt face and plant an open mouth kiss on him. You see his nipples get visibly erect through his thin white shirt and you pinch them as you slide your hand through his butt cheeks wrapping your index finger around his lacy panties. "Those are for girls anon." you say with a grin. "B-but I am a girl." the sissy cries. "Oh, then what is this?" you laugh as you pull out his thick uncut 8 inched cock. "How does a girl like you keep this in those little panties all day?"
You begin to draw your head closer to him cock as he winces and looks away. "D-don't do that." he whines, but your breath is now so hot on his cock it begins to twitch. "Please," he begs. You grab his dick with both hands as she balls her hands into fists and pins them to his sides. It's so big and thick in your hands, you're impressed and even a little scared at the size. Without a moments hesitation you put it to your lips. Already dripping with precum he cries for you to stop. The taste is so sweet, because he diets and exercises, his body is tight and toned you rub your hands up and down her smooth stomach. Taking the cock out of your mouth you explore the foreskin with your tongue, never losing eye contact as a tear roles down his cheek. "T-this feels so good. Please, keep going."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:22:23 No.4596840 Report

Quoted By: >>4596882 >>4596897

>>4596821
You keep sucking, staring deep into his autistic blank eyes, almost emotionless but cute at the same time. You roll your tongue over his foreskin, back and forth until you finally feel and taste the salty cum explosion. "E-EEEP!" the autism sissy screams, before laying back slouching deep into his ergonomic chair covered with a Toradora themed blanket. After he comes to, the autism sissy says under his breath "can we just play minecraft now? I really wanted to show you my house.." but you're still too horny and can't think straight, you grab the autism sissy by his skinny waist and throw him onto the bed, flopping him over like he's a piece of meat. "w-wait!" the autism sissy says. After taking off his shorts and his Rick and Morty boxer briefs, you take your hard cock that has been so stiff almost to the point of pain and slide it into his autistic sissypussi. The warm tight feeling makes you so weak your knees buckle, giving you a sense of euphoria throughout your entire body. "oww! it won't fit, nyaeeugh!!" you keep thrusting, beginning to feel your heart rate race to high levels, you start kissing his neck, and his entire upper body while you destroy his autistic boybutt, molesting him all over like he's your feminine property. Finally you let loose what can only be explained as when you shake a bottle of soda so hard it explodes deep into his boibutt, 7 spurts in total, letting lose all the tension in your body, falling limp onto his back.

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Anonymous ID:5JcKhkcY Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:28:23 No.4596873 Report

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>>4596722
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ck3c2LqaP1
Pretty good, thanks! Best anthem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7CaJAS0S Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:29:57 No.4596882 Report

Quoted By: >>4596895 >>4596919

>>4596793
>>4596797
I fucked this one up.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0K9umXkl8QP
>>4596809
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zw2d9oWdPU
>>4596815
>>4596821
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yy9bfrjlwT
>>4596840
Got some techincal issues, gimme a sec.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:au08Hdvp Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:32:19 No.4596895 Report

Quoted By:

>>4596882
great narrating skills anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7CaJAS0S Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:33:04 No.4596897 Report

Quoted By:

>>4596840
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1370UdonMUH

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Anonymous ID:p5Ht1bTX Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:37:16 No.4596919 Report

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>>4596882
but still, it came out funny, I would not do it better thanks man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oBnhgrP7 Fri 30 Mar 2018 18:56:51 No.4597063 Report

Quoted By: >>4597099

>>4596793
>>4596797
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sLmPRP4wY7

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p5Ht1bTX Fri 30 Mar 2018 19:03:02 No.4597099 Report

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>>4597063
Even better

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Anonymous ID:zfxLDoYW Fri 30 Mar 2018 20:51:57 No.4598469 Report

Quoted By: >>4599581

>>4596269
Post stuff and I'll record it on vocaroo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8loC8kMc Fri 30 Mar 2018 21:55:55 No.4599554 Report

Quoted By: >>4599581

>>4596269
nicolas is a fucking crippled vegetable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lxmdcTd Fri 30 Mar 2018 21:57:56 No.4599565 Report

Quoted By: >>4599581

i'm chinese

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdGJzSLz Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:00:25 No.4599581 Report

Quoted By: >>4599592 >>4599598

>>4598469
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FPIrbJzRi1
>>4599554
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FipDhGC0Id
>>4599565
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0w0kNgsF5Q3

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Anonymous ID:/lxmdcTd Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:01:23 No.4599592 Report

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>>4599581
Thank you so much, that's the best

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8loC8kMc Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:01:48 No.4599598 Report

Quoted By:

>>4599581
thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nq6F0OxF Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:07:34 No.4599649 Report

Quoted By: >>4599728

>>4596269
Enough games gay boi, I need the cream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MdGJzSLz Fri 30 Mar 2018 22:16:39 No.4599728 Report

Quoted By:

>>4599649
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jW2oGVVSXA

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