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>Be american
>See thread making fun of glorious homeland
>Must preserve memory of the free
>Roll onto desk and take to my keyboard vanguard
>Type out ridiculously free comment from the comfort of my own insulation
>Bypass finger exercise captcha using 4chan pass
>Gotta count those calories
>Finished
>Press enter to send the comment, licking the sweat off of my pinky to preserve mass
>Sit back and sink into my back flesh, knowing that I defended my beautiful country yet again
>God bless America
>See thread making fun of glorious homeland
>Must preserve memory of the free
>Roll onto desk and take to my keyboard vanguard
>Type out ridiculously free comment from the comfort of my own insulation
>Bypass finger exercise captcha using 4chan pass
>Gotta count those calories
>Finished
>Press enter to send the comment, licking the sweat off of my pinky to preserve mass
>Sit back and sink into my back flesh, knowing that I defended my beautiful country yet again
>God bless America
