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>started drinking and smoking cigs when he was 12
>used to rob local shops
>started having sex when he was 13
>thrown out of high school
>barely finished the other one he was transferred to
>tried all drugs on market by time he was 17
>reached high ranks in mafia by the time he was 22
>was in at least 60 fights,some of them with knives and bats, and got out with only few scratches and pulps
>fucked some of hottest girls in city
>drove best cars by renting them with money he got by stealing and being loan shark
>served 9 months in jail
>broke bones of everyone in jail that tried to make him his bitch
>gets respect from anyone by brute force
>isn't afraid of situations which might lead to death and rather uses them to amp up even more of his testosterone
>owns whole weapon arsenal in his house
>has at least 20 guys ready to fight for him whenever he calls them
Why aren't you Chad?
>used to rob local shops
>started having sex when he was 13
>thrown out of high school
>barely finished the other one he was transferred to
>tried all drugs on market by time he was 17
>reached high ranks in mafia by the time he was 22
>was in at least 60 fights,some of them with knives and bats, and got out with only few scratches and pulps
>fucked some of hottest girls in city
>drove best cars by renting them with money he got by stealing and being loan shark
>served 9 months in jail
>broke bones of everyone in jail that tried to make him his bitch
>gets respect from anyone by brute force
>isn't afraid of situations which might lead to death and rather uses them to amp up even more of his testosterone
>owns whole weapon arsenal in his house
>has at least 20 guys ready to fight for him whenever he calls them
Why aren't you Chad?
