Ran some quick diagnostics. Creepily enough, your "team" isn't random; it's based off the ads tailored to you and categorizes you based on demographics.

>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit
>peanut butter: not American
>mini: underaged/really young
>peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it)

You'll notice some teams are more rare than others for this reason