>>4628644The PEANUT BUTTER man is the epitome of team dominance and masculinity
Let’s start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of Hershey. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his creme skin. This creme skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of cocoa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The creme skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The PEANUT BUTTER man’s demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly teams of man(ch*colate dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his nuts. The PEANUT BUTTER nuts are largest of all the teams. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the PEANUT BUTTER man the most masculine of teams. This large nut is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of M&Ms, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the molars. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent Hershey seed will immediately enter the womb of the teeth the PEANUT BUTTER man impregnates.
In total, the PEANUT BUTTER man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the CREME man is the epitome of masculinity.