I am just a humble chronicler of the court and this is my account of the War of the Five Teams.
It all began on the 1st of April 2018 Anno Domini when the perfidious emperor Hiroshimoot lost the Mandate of Heaven and violated the rights of his noble lords. Growing discontent in the court soon led to his assassination by the court eunuchs who called themselves the robots. Without leaving a successor, the realm fell into chaos as local warlords rose up to claim the throne for them selves. Admist this quagmire of violence, five major teams emerged which I will list accordingly.

>Team Chocolate: Dark of complexion, robust, slow of wit, prone to violence. While /fit/ they are unable to truly organize themselves into a choseive fighting force. However their brutality remains unmatched and their swarm techniques are a sight to behold. They are more interested in plunder than power.

>Team Creme: This faction claims to be carrying on the legacy of the Emperor and is fighting to re-establish the old dynasty. Fair of skin, average in height and build. Their powers lie in organization, tactics, adaptability, and technology.

>Team Peep: Tall of stature, have an almost skeletal appearance. This faction lurked in the shadows during the reign of Hiroshimoot. Now they have come out of the closet to feast. This faction will murder you without so much of a whisper.!

>Team Mini: Short in stature, but large in egos. No man can doubt the boldness of team Mini. Hailing from the pits of Manletia these dwarves are fighting to take revenge on everyone who wronged them.

>Team Peanut Butter: An unholy mix of shattered creme man at arms, chocolate retainers, and peasants. This rabble of mercenaries are in arms to take the realm through any means necessary.

The team that rolls trips will decide who to attack first. I will be keeping track of scores. A team can choose to roll to attack or defend. An attack and defense is worth 2 points. Each team has a health of 10 points.