ITT: /bant/ boss raid!

Rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzJbrOT5RiM

Last night we destroyed the Tumblr HQ, but the Tumblr CEO David Karp has returned to seek vengeance. He is ready to destroy the board, unless we stop him!
Read the full rules here: http://drgchan.ddns.net
See game in-thread with this!: https://github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript

Here's some info about this boss:
name@DavidKarp
difficulty@medium
element@electric
All other information is secret. Bant Plant's statistics vary depending on what he feels like!

If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do.
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage). Every player the boss kills restores his health somewhat.